Looking for a handout? You goldbrickin’ bums have come to the right place. Only the handouts we offer here are virtual, spiritual, and totally based on the Holy Principle of Placebo.

Just meditate for a minute on what it is you need in your life, then type it in below the shrine on the right, and press the “pray” button.

Your wish is now that much more likely to be granted.

Your troubles are over!

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