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Complete Ordination Kit

Our most modestly-priced option

Contains: 1 Ordination certificiate, 1 Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch, 1 Dudefish patch, 2 Dudefish stickers, 1 Bumper sticker and 1 Letter of Good Standing. Purchased individually all this would cost $31.00, so the kit saves you more than 35%. Individual items are detailed below.

(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or there will be no name and date on your certificate. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)

Your full name:

(maximum 30 letters)

Date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY):

Forgot the date you were ordained? Use this form to find out.

$31.00 $20.00

Ordination Kit

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Ordination Certificate

It really ties the room together

Printed on antiqued parchment paper with an impressive embossed gold seal, this personalized and easily-frameable certificate shows everyone that you’re an ordained Dudeist Priest. It makes a valued addition to your private residence, office, or what-have-you.

(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or there will be no name and date on your certificate. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)

Your Full Name:

(maximum 30 letters)

Date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY)

Forgot the date you were ordained? Use this form to find out.

$10.00

Ordination Certificate

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Actual size: 8.5″ x 11″

Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch

The Dudeist seal of iron-on approval

Sanctify any item of clothing, backpack or bag easily with this intricately-embroidered iron-on patch. Our yin-yang bowling ball logo is even fashioned with special glow-in-the-dark thread.

Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch(click image to enlarge)

Actual size: almost 3 inches wide

Dudefish Patch

Easily the most easygoing religious emblem around

Every religion has some version of the original fish emblem. Ours is probably the most casual. Flip flops and sunglasses ensure that our Dudefish is never out of his element. Easily iron-on to any textile.

Dudefish patch

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Actual size: 3.5 inches x 1.75 inches

Dudefish Sticker

Spread the Dude word everywhere you go

Earn the respect and admiration of like-minded folks everywhere with this easy-to-apply sparkly chrome sticker of the beloved, abideful Dudefish. Great for vehicles, briefcases, musical instruments, windows, and just about anything with a flat surface.

Dudefish sticker

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Actual size: 4.25 inches x 2.25 inches

Bumper Sticker

Turn any car into a bona-fide Dudemobile

Show the world you’re an officially-ordained Dudeist Priest. Bound to earn you the respect of other drivers and put everyone on the road in a more mellow mood.

Dudeism Bumper Sticker

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Actual size: 3.25 inches x 10.75 inches

Letter of Good Standing

Often required by the local authorities

In order to allow you to perform priestly duties (marriages, etc.), some U.S. State governments require a letter of good standing attesting to the fact that you are in fact an ordained minister.

Personalized, signed and embossed.

(Important: Please fill out the two fields below, or we will not be able to issue the letter. Not yet ordained? Click here to do so first.)

Your full name:

(maximum 30 letters)

Date you were ordained (MM/DD/YYYY)

Forgot the date you were ordained? Use this form to find out.

$5.00

Letter of Good Standing

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Printed T-Shirts, Mugs, Caps, etc.

Visit our partner store for other goods

Wearables, shareables and what-have-you. Tee-shirts, hoodies, coffee mugs, beer steins, coasters, mousepads, tote bags, water bottles, sweatshirts, baseball jerseys, etc. Brought to you by our partner in design, Printfection. If you haven’t checked it out in a while, please do. There are a lot of new designs.

Visit our Printfection store

NEW: We just opened a new store which features artistic designs from our Dudenheim Museum.

EXTRA NEW! Necklaces, posters and stuff

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Donate

Help us achieve!

We’d like to spend more time spreading the Dude word and less time at our day job, so if anyone likes what we’re doing and wants to donate to the cause, you know us, we can’t complain. Thankee.

Our solemn guarantee: your money will go directly to help promote Dudeism and will not be spent by our staff on white russians and oat sodas.

Dudeist Compeers

Cool Dudeist stuff made by our Dudeist Priests

Engraved Dudeist Oat Soda mugs by Rev. GMS

“Am I a Dude?” Dudeist children’s book by James Duncan

Dudecrafts by Mother Duderior

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