We’ve got ordination certificates, I.D. cards, stickers, patches, tee shirts and a lot more.
Big Ordination Kit – $46.00 $35.00
Contains: 1 Dudeist Priest I.D. Card, 1 Ordination certificate, 1 Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch, 1 Dudefish patch, 2 Dudefish stickers, 1 Bumper sticker and 1 Letter of Good Standing. Purchased individually all this would cost $46.00, so this kit saves you over 30%.
Ordination Kit – $31.00 $22.00
Contains: 1 Ordination certificate, 1 Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch, 1 Dudefish patch, 2 Dudefish stickers, 1 Bumper sticker and 1 Letter of Good Standing. Purchased individually all this would cost $31.00, so this kit saves you almost 30%.
Ordination Certificate – $10.00
Printed on antiqued parchment paper with an impressive embossed gold seal, this personalized and easily-frameable certificate shows everyone that you’re an ordained Dudeist Priest. It makes a valued addition to your private residence, office, or what-have-you. Size: 8.5 x 11 inches
Dudeist Priest I.D. Card – $15.00
Want to be able to prove to people that you’re a Dudeist Priest at Dudeism but don’t want to carry your ordination certificate around with you? Order one of our credit-card-like IDs and you can flip out your credentials on the spot. They even have the shiny silver seal of Dudeism on them.
Please double check your name and date of ordination carefully! Because of the labor-intensive nature of manufacture we can’t issue re-dos if you make a mistake.
Dude University Doctor of Divinity Degree – $10.00
Call yourself a doctor if you like. Printed on antiqued parchment paper with an impressive embossed gold seal, this personalized and easily-frameable certificate shows everyone that you’re an honorary doctor of Dudeism. Not to be used for medical purposes! The Doctor of Divinity degree is an honorary title. Size: 8.5 x 11 inches
Become a doctor of Dudeism or several other fields
We’ve finally launched Abide University! It’s a laid-back online learning center for followers and fans of Dudeism. You can get a free Ph.D or other degree in several different fields of study, and you can also purchase a super-high quality gold-sealed, frameable print here. You can also get Student and Alumni ID cards. Click here to go to the Abide University store page.
Wear it around your neck, put it on a keychain, or anywhere you like
Made of highly polished pale brass, this quality mini-medallion is a joy to behold, and even just to hold. Measures just under 1 inch in diameter (24mm)
The Dudeist seal of iron-on approval
Sanctify any item of clothing, backpack, hat or bag easily with this intricately-embroidered iron-on patch. Affirm your abidefulness to the world.
Every religion has some version of the original fish emblem. Ours is probably the most casual. Flip flops and sunglasses ensure that our Dudefish is never out of his element. Easily iron-on to any textile.
Leboske Logo Patches
Have fun with your old polo shirts, caps, bathrobes and more by adding our easy-iron on Dude logo. It’s a representation of the scene where the Dude does T’ai Chi on his rug with a White Russian. More info here. Leboske is a pun on Lacoste, by the way, the alligator clothes brand.
Spread the Dude word everywhere you go
Earn the respect and admiration of like-minded folks everywhere with this easy-to-apply sparkly chrome sticker of the beloved, abideful Dudefish. Great for vehicles, briefcases, musical instruments, windows, and just about anything with a flat surface.
Turn any car into a bona-fide Dudemobile
Show the world you’re an officially-ordained Dudeist Priest. Bound to earn you the respect of other drivers and put everyone on the road in a more mellow mood.
Letter of Good Standing – $5.00
In order to allow you to perform priestly duties (marriages, etc.), some U.S. State governments require a letter of good standing attesting to the fact that you are in fact an ordained minister.
Personalized, signed and embossed.
Different Dudeist Documents
A bunch of official certificates for Dudeist Priests to provide at weddings and other ceremonies, as gifts, or as services to people. Wedding Certificates, Certificates of Appreciation, Certificates of Love or Friendship, Official Title Certificates, and more. Click here to go to the Other Certificates page.
The Abide Guide Audiobook – $9.99
Our bestselling Dudeism book is now available in audiobook format at a low price
Want to enjoy our book The Abide Guide in a more relaxed manner? We just commissioned an audiobook recording, read by the inimitable Daniel Baker. Most audiobooks of this length can cost twice as much but since we’re not distributing it through Amazon, we can charge a lot less. Get it here!
Listen to a sample:
The Dudeism Book Bundle – $17.99
All four of our ebooks and our audiobook at a steep discount
The Abide Guide audiobook, plus our ebooks: The Dude De Ching, The Tao of the Dude, and Lebowski 101. PLUS another special bonus ebook, The Tao Te Ching: Annotated Edition. That’s five books in all.
Help us spread the Dude word!
If anyone likes what we’re doing and wants to donate to the cause, we’d really appreciate it. Thankie.
Far out swag available via Amazon.com
We’ve got a great selection of far out designs! Show off your ordination, or just celebrate The Big Lebowski and Dudeism.
See them here.
For non-US customers and those who want bigger sizes:
UK customers: we’re also working on a new Spreadshirt shop. You’ll probably save a lot in shipping if you order from this one.
Help keep our store limber
Got some ideas for stuff you’d like to see us provide? We welcome any and all suggestions, criticisms and praise. Please let us know.