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greatspiritmonk

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Feeding the monkey
« on: July 23, 2009, 02:41:27 AM »
Fellow dudes, I've got to feed the monkey so I thought it could be a good idea to start a thread about it, for the benefit of all. Any idea or suggestion?

Thank you dudes.
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2009, 01:58:34 PM »
Give it a butter-fried banana and some chocolate milk with a side of white bread for dipping. Don't forget to make him say thank you and set the place mats either.
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2009, 04:37:39 PM »
So what are you, a fucking monkey butler now?

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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2009, 02:01:37 AM »
I don't know. My pets wouldn't agree much, or maybe the monkey is a little spoiled. I don't want to work so I must become creative. I can't work for Metallica unfortunately. Well, maybe some caucasians will get my mind limber and find something.
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2009, 04:58:49 PM »
Mind limbering is key.

I like to accumulate multiple methods for grabbing some greens.  (The other kind.)  A little of this, a little of that.  That way I don't feel locked down to one gig, and if one dries up I can say "Fuck it" without too much ado.
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2009, 06:28:16 PM »
Mind limbering is key.
I like to accumulate multiple methods for grabbing some greens.  (The other kind.)  A little of this, a little of that.  That way I don't feel locked down to one gig, and if one dries up I can say "Fuck it" without too much ado.

Try working at a university, then attend it and get financial aid to bolster your income. That's what I do; gives me plenty of green. (Both kinds.)
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 02:03:30 AM »
Mind limbering is key.
I like to accumulate multiple methods for grabbing some greens.  (The other kind.)  A little of this, a little of that.  That way I don't feel locked down to one gig, and if one dries up I can say "Fuck it" without too much ado.

Try working at a university, then attend it and get financial aid to bolster your income. That's what I do; gives me plenty of green. (Both kinds.)
 8)

Thank you dude, and thank you Travis. This is method n?1, any other suggestion?
Btw I know one kind of green. What's the other?

Oh, well, maybe I have an idea.  8) 8) 8)
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 02:04:22 AM »
Method n? 1

Working at a university, then attend it and get financial aid to bolster your income.
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 02:32:04 AM »
Fellow dudes, I've got to feed the monkey so I thought it could be a good idea to start a thread about it, for the benefit of all. Any idea or suggestion?

Thank you dudes.

Get a job, sir!! You go around feeding the monkey on a week day dressed like that, do ya?

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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 02:43:50 AM »
A job? O no, I can't go against my religion. I have to find a dudeish way to feed the monkey.
Btw job is not the preferred nomenclature, occupation maybe?  ;D

At forty here you don't find a job, you must invent one. Well, I'll go back to oat sodas meditation.  8)
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 11:46:46 PM »
A job? O no, I can't go against my religion. I have to find a dudeish way to feed the monkey.
Btw job is not the preferred nomenclature, occupation maybe?  ;D

At forty here you don't find a job, you must invent one. Well, I'll go back to oat sodas meditation.  8)

Far out, man. Far fucking out.

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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2009, 03:11:07 AM »
The monkey has begun to look at me in a strange way. Perhaps she's thinking if I taste good. Gotta find a way to feed her soon.
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2009, 01:12:32 AM »
The monkey has begun to look at me in a strange way. Perhaps she's thinking if I taste good. Gotta find a way to feed her soon.

Well that's just, that's the stress talking, Dude. So far we have what looks to me like a series of victimless monkeys.

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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2009, 01:56:24 AM »
So I can't just board it?
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2009, 02:09:30 AM »
So I can't just board it?

Can't, it's hair falls out.  ;D

 

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