Feeding the monkey

[greatspiritmonk]

Fellow dudes, I've got to feed the monkey so I thought it could be a good idea to start a thread about it, for the benefit of all. Any idea or suggestion?

Thank you dudes.

[sufidude]

Give it a butter-fried banana and some chocolate milk with a side of white bread for dipping. Don't forget to make him say thank you and set the place mats either.

[Elbowski]

So what are you, a fucking monkey butler now?

[greatspiritmonk]

I don't know. My pets wouldn't agree much, or maybe the monkey is a little spoiled. I don't want to work so I must become creative. I can't work for Metallica unfortunately. Well, maybe some caucasians will get my mind limber and find something.

[TravisE]

Mind limbering is key.

I like to accumulate multiple methods for grabbing some greens.  (The other kind.)  A little of this, a little of that.  That way I don't feel locked down to one gig, and if one dries up I can say "Fuck it" without too much ado.

[sufidude]

Mind limbering is key.
I like to accumulate multiple methods for grabbing some greens.  (The other kind.)  A little of this, a little of that.  That way I don't feel locked down to one gig, and if one dries up I can say "Fuck it" without too much ado.

Try working at a university, then attend it and get financial aid to bolster your income. That's what I do; gives me plenty of green. (Both kinds.)

[greatspiritmonk]

Mind limbering is key.
I like to accumulate multiple methods for grabbing some greens.  (The other kind.)  A little of this, a little of that.  That way I don't feel locked down to one gig, and if one dries up I can say "Fuck it" without too much ado.

Try working at a university, then attend it and get financial aid to bolster your income. That's what I do; gives me plenty of green. (Both kinds.)

Thank you dude, and thank you Travis. This is method n?1, any other suggestion?
Btw I know one kind of green. What's the other?

Oh, well, maybe I have an idea. 

[greatspiritmonk]

Method n? 1

Working at a university, then attend it and get financial aid to bolster your income.

[DigitalBuddha]

Fellow dudes, I've got to feed the monkey so I thought it could be a good idea to start a thread about it, for the benefit of all. Any idea or suggestion?

Thank you dudes.

Get a job, sir!! You go around feeding the monkey on a week day dressed like that, do ya?

[greatspiritmonk]

A job? O no, I can't go against my religion. I have to find a dudeish way to feed the monkey.
Btw job is not the preferred nomenclature, occupation maybe? 

At forty here you don't find a job, you must invent one. Well, I'll go back to oat sodas meditation. 

[DigitalBuddha]

A job? O no, I can't go against my religion. I have to find a dudeish way to feed the monkey.
Btw job is not the preferred nomenclature, occupation maybe? 

At forty here you don't find a job, you must invent one. Well, I'll go back to oat sodas meditation. 

Far out, man. Far fucking out.

[greatspiritmonk]

The monkey has begun to look at me in a strange way. Perhaps she's thinking if I taste good. Gotta find a way to feed her soon.

[DigitalBuddha]

The monkey has begun to look at me in a strange way. Perhaps she's thinking if I taste good. Gotta find a way to feed her soon.

Well that's just, that's the stress talking, Dude. So far we have what looks to me like a series of victimless monkeys.

[greatspiritmonk]

So I can't just board it?

[DigitalBuddha]

So I can't just board it?

Can't, it's hair falls out.