Feeding the monkey

[greatspiritmonk]

    

And he/she is a competition's pet. Won some medals too!

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

is this your homework Larry?

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

is this your homework Larry?

[DigitalBuddha]

Sometimes life is simple; if you're not feeding the monkey, you're spanking the monkey. Fuckin' eh.

[Rama Gonzobabba Rumraisin]

One mite try, in Peter Gabriele's words to "Shock the monkey"?

"I mean, they're not gunna kill ya, so if you give 'em a quick short,
sharp, shock, they won't do it again. Dig it? I mean he get off
lightly, 'cos I would've given him a thrashing - I only hit him once!
It was only a difference of opinion, but really...I mean good manners
don't cost nothing do they, eh?"

Which reminds me, gotta go to Great Dudes and nominate David Gilmore (er, Sir David now huh?) as a candidate.

[DigitalBuddha]

One mite try, in Peter Gabriele's words to "Shock the monkey"?

"I mean, they're not gunna kill ya, so if you give 'em a quick short,
sharp, shock, they won't do it again. Dig it? I mean he get off
lightly, 'cos I would've given him a thrashing - I only hit him once!
It was only a difference of opinion, but really...I mean good manners
don't cost nothing do they, eh?"

Which reminds me, gotta go to Great Dudes and nominate David Gilmore (er, Sir David now huh?) as a candidate.

Shock my johnson? Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

[adunnig09]

Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree

[DigitalBuddha]

Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree

What in God's name are you blathering about?!

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

If he doesn't lower his voice I am going to have to ask him to leave

[brandt]

Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree

What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug

[brandt]

Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree

What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree

What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug

Well it occurred to me that there was maybe some uh wine involved, but then I sort of forgot what we were talking about... Are you employed sir?

[DigitalBuddha]

Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree

What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug

Well it occurred to me that there was maybe some uh wine involved, but then I sort of forgot what we were talking about... Are you employed sir?

employed? Ahhh, what, ahhh, what day is this?

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree

What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug

Well it occurred to me that there was maybe some uh wine involved, but then I sort of forgot what we were talking about... Are you employed sir?

employed? Ahhh, what, ahhh, what day is this?

Well I am employed sir, and I must go tomorrow morning in to the fucking league office. I will be there trying to get my brother Shamis to fuck off, as we can't pool our resources.
There is no reason, there is no fucking reason why you should not taker easy on my behalf.
Her life is in your hands dude.

[Bartender]

No, man, nothing is fucked here--