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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #75 on: January 06, 2011, 10:14:58 PM »
Chill Moon hums Creedence,
in dumpster warm steam dances
- the rug abides, Dude.


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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #76 on: January 06, 2011, 10:47:18 PM »
Wow dudes, just let me say these Dudekus are getting better and better.
I dig your style dudes!

Oops! I guess I should put that  in a Haiku.

Wow dudes I must say:
Dudekus are getting better,
I dig your style dudes!
« Last Edit: January 06, 2011, 10:54:24 PM by cckeiser »
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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #77 on: January 07, 2011, 12:15:28 AM »
 ;D

     CC Dude abides:
     roller-scribe inking the void
     sagely throwing rocks
    
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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #78 on: January 07, 2011, 12:30:53 AM »
Toes require breath.
I seek to find cash machine.
Brandt sees with one hundred.

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #79 on: January 07, 2011, 12:45:59 AM »
Toes require breath.
I seek to find cash machine.
Brandt sees with one hundred.



Rocking the Dude, there, Didge

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #80 on: January 07, 2011, 01:00:17 AM »
Toes require breath.
I seek to find cash machine.
Brandt sees with one hundred.

Thanks, cake dude. Haiku seems very dude like to me, mang. Some real mark it eight stuff here.



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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #81 on: January 07, 2011, 01:08:51 AM »
Chill Moon hums Creedence,
in dumpster: warm steam dances
- the rug abides, Dude.




Cake dude, that is one righteous rug, mang. Far fucking out.

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #82 on: January 07, 2011, 01:30:34 AM »
Thanks Dude, it has made an appearance here and there. Legend has it (when I get round to scribing it properly) that the rug-pisser juice was transformed into the image you see before you. Transformed by the power of the Dude Vibration (that we all hope to be blessed with. Adude) permeating the very weave of the rug after having lain in the Dudes presence for so long. In short, the rug was (and some say, still is) charged with Dudeness which could of course be preposterous bollocks (you decide).




 to be continued
« Last Edit: January 07, 2011, 01:35:21 AM by cakebelly »

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #83 on: January 07, 2011, 03:55:29 AM »
The mind is limber.
In the thoughts of ole' duder.
Ins and outs prevail.

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #84 on: January 07, 2011, 10:53:03 AM »
Coming on strong, there, Didge  8)

Blissed roller: eyes
the moon, the mountains, flexes
fingers - the Semis


Dudely Lama farts
haiku - the Duder burps koans,
gamey - moon fucks off.


Mount Duder cloaked
in caucasian mist - the ball
sagely, remains ball.


Sandals on doorstep,
dude sweat, dew - heady cocktail
hummingbirds form band.


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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #85 on: January 07, 2011, 11:57:32 AM »
New rug: where am I?
what's that fucking smell?: hey what's
that crazy rhythm?

New rug: stretches - yawns
into awareness: Duder? Rug?
Fist bites: bummer, man

Coffee too bitter
when drunk on principal, Dude
the rug calls us home.
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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #86 on: January 07, 2011, 06:13:27 PM »
Feeding the monkey

This dude is extremely tired

No time for Haiku   

:(
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #87 on: January 07, 2011, 06:25:19 PM »
Coming on strong, there, Didge  8)


Fucking eh, man. It would seem that dudeism lends itself well to Haiku. Lotta cool shit here, man.

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #88 on: January 07, 2011, 06:33:50 PM »
Feeding the monkey

This dude is extremely tired

No time for Haiku   

:(

AWESOME!!!
"New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #89 on: January 07, 2011, 07:07:54 PM »
** The porn dealer............

A porn dealer abides.
The tree treats objects like women.
The tree draws water.

** The deal...........

Unspoiled beach house?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Dig how you do biz.


** The dark toocus..........

Dark washes over.
Black steer's tookus night upon dude.
There be no bottom.






 

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