The Haiku Korner

[cckeiser]

I knew the answers;
when I was so much younger,
I know Nothing now.

[Uberdude]

Hai-Brew

Home from work at last
crack open an ice cold beer
Ahh, much better now

(This is an old one...from when I was among the employed)

[DigitalBuddha]

I'm the Dude
So that's what you call me
If you're into the whole brevity thing

[Uberdude]

In haiku format 3-5-3 it would sound more like this:

I'm Duderino
If you're into brevity
You can call me Dude

[Uberdude]

I just realized that sounded kind of un-Dudely.  I hope you didn't take it that way.  If you did...just tell me to "Shut the fuck up Donny!"

[cakebelly]

My ball is rolling
straight into the gutter
I should let go now


liking them all, Dudes - keep rolling. A big thanks to Forumdude for promptly clearing up that rash of spam, there. Have I mentioned before how much I admire his knees? You know, an inspiration strikes!  We need to get a cast of DL's knees and then we could make 'em into cups/mugs to sell to the faithful - help feed the monkey (save up for a site of our own?). Put me down for a couple of cups . . why stop at the knees?   Bet the Pope is kicking himself, Dudes - all that kneeling though, wouldn't want to look up his dress to see his knees, man - doesn't bare thinking about. Still, knee-cups have got Pope-on-a-rope soap beat, hands down (or up or allover).

[cakebelly]

Modify button
compromise means clarity
am I rwong, fuck it.


I'm in the corner
to haiku or not haiku
ah fuck it, let's go bowling

[Uberdude]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  That is fucking awesome!!!!

[Caesar dude]

We are done bowling
sit on the rug meditate
Ignore nihilsts

My First ever Haiku: !

I am extremely proud
But let me not be too vain
Pride befalls the dude


Ha! My second!

This stuff is cool.....!! ))

[cakebelly]

We are done bowling
sit on the rug meditate
Ignore nihilsts

My First ever Haiku: !

I am extremely proud
But let me not be too vain
Pride befalls the dude


Ha! My second!

This stuff is cool.....!! ))

Wooo-hoo! F'n cool, dude-io - love 'em, now we're rolling!

[Caesar dude]

The dude smokes the weed
the sacred herb that mellows
judge him not my friend

[Caesar dude]

Caesar is rolling rocks tonight!!! 

[Caesar dude]

oat sodas taste good
but so too the caucasion
weed is the icing

[Caesar dude]

The cops work in shifts

The nihilists killedmy car

But I will abide

[Caesar dude]

Will no one else play?

Does my haiku not inspire?

I am ashamed dudes.