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Caesar dude

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2011, 03:11:09 PM »
The football is on

Arsenal are playing well

I do hope they win
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2011, 03:36:38 PM »
Questionable:

I abide in bathroom
toilet desk prepared to note
heavy-shit going down

New shit's come to light
Cakebelly's name now makes sense
Eats cake...turns to shit
"New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

cakebelly

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #62 on: January 05, 2011, 05:44:13 PM »
Questionable:

I abide in bathroom
toilet desk prepared to note
heavy-shit going down

New shit's come to light
Cakebelly's name now makes sense
Eats cake...turns to shit

I'll never look at a chocolate eclair the same way again.

cakebelly

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #63 on: January 05, 2011, 05:51:12 PM »
DB: (edit)

Didge buddha abides
Oat soda bubbles pop out
dude lore - fucking eh?


« Last Edit: January 06, 2011, 04:07:29 PM by cakebelly »

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #64 on: January 05, 2011, 06:05:58 PM »
Extended (or double):

Uber dude abides
fresh from the world of assholes
hot pies of haiku

on toilet table
presented, laughter and piss
stream as one - fill void.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2011, 08:09:56 PM by cakebelly »

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #65 on: January 05, 2011, 06:11:54 PM »
Extended (or double):

Uber dude  does abide
fresh from the world of paraquats
hot pies of haiku

on toilet table
presented, laughter and piss
stream as one, fill void.

That last part made me choke on my nachos!!!!  I love it!
"New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

cakebelly

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #66 on: January 05, 2011, 06:15:15 PM »
Good, filling the void with nacho chips is cool, too.

 Rev. Ed C

rev ed  dude abides
in wattle 'n' hemp bivvy
prose, herb-smoke, billow





(on reflection, this echoes a haiku I read sometime ago - something about poetry and kettle steam billowing; will try and find the original at some point)
« Last Edit: January 08, 2011, 03:23:26 PM by cakebelly »

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2011, 06:26:07 PM »
Bowling ball: floating
free from gravity's law: thunk!
ahh! my fucking foot!


nine-toed woman, looks
in pancakes, among  berries,
no new lover, there.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2011, 03:24:15 PM by cakebelly »

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2011, 08:12:46 PM »
Didge buddha dude abides
Oat soda bubbles pop out
dude lore - fucking eh?

Fucking eh, man. Righteous.  ;D

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #69 on: January 06, 2011, 01:24:43 AM »
These from Busmum:

fucking dudes posting
haikus, dudekus, what have yous
making me crack up

can't be arsed to post
work, homework, kids, exhausting
dictates from pillow

brilliant husband cakes
funny, smart, sweet, handsome feck
go to bloody sleep!

« Last Edit: January 06, 2011, 02:05:54 PM by cakebelly »

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #70 on: January 06, 2011, 03:09:39 AM »
The female form, mang.
Is that what that's a pic of?
In a sense - coitus.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2011, 03:11:47 AM by digitalbuddha »

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #71 on: January 06, 2011, 11:11:34 AM »
The female form, mang.
Is that what that's a pic of?
In a sense - coitus.


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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2011, 08:44:33 PM »
How to be Dudely?
Float on the river of life
and bask in the sun.


Dude don't try to be
Just be whatever you are
You will be Dudely


Sitting in a bar
Met a Stranger over brew
"I like your style Dude"


Dudeku flows from lips
like the sweet lingering smoke
exhale slowly Dude


I don't get it. How do I sign this? Is there a special pen?

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #73 on: January 06, 2011, 09:17:03 PM »
How to be Dudely?
Float on the river of life
and bask in the sun.


Dude don't try to be
Just be whatever you are
You will be Dudely


Sitting in a bar
Met a Stranger over brew
"I like your style Dude"


Dudeku flows from lips
like the sweet lingering smoke
exhale slowly Dude




 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
"New shit has come to light."  I'm just not privy to it....

cakebelly

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Re: The Haiku Korner
« Reply #74 on: January 06, 2011, 09:18:20 PM »


Very cool, Matt Dude - liking your style, mang

 

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