The Haiku Korner

[DigitalBuddha]

It stands on the rug.
godfreyshadf peed upon it.
Death to nihilist.




DB Footnote.................. can't this low life extreme undude crazy fuck be banned?  

[cckeiser]

It stands on the rug.
godfreyshadf peed upon it.
Death to nihilist.




DB Footnote.................. can't this low life extreme undude crazy fuck be banned? 

Have no idea where Ollie is. He's missing when we need him most!
All I can do is delete. I have deleted at least a 100 of his post in the last 24 hours. Now it's time for bed dude, I'm all in.

[DigitalBuddha]

It stands on the rug.
godfreyshadf peed upon it.
Death to nihilist.




DB Footnote.................. can't this low life extreme undude crazy fuck be banned? 

Have no idea where Ollie is. He's missing when we need him most!
All I can do is delete. I have deleted at least a 100 of his post in the last 24 hours. Now it's time for bed dude, I'm all in.

Yeah man, I guess we need the ForumDude to pull a piece out in the forum and stick up godfreyshadf's ass until it goes click.

Not to worry, CC dude, your doing a great job, mang. This undude spammer will get it in the ass soon enough.

This is what happens, godfreyshadf, this is what happens when you fuck a forum in the ass, godfreyshadf, this is what happens. This is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A FORUM IN THE ASS!

[cckeiser]

Oh yeah, I don't like that either.  I was thinking The Dude Himself would cover any haikus about the Dude from the movie, the Dudely Llama or even Jeff Bridges.  How do you want to do the thread.  Maybe a large heading of Dudeku Book (or something like that.  Then subheading of each topic so submissions could go to the right place.  That could make for easier editing later.

BTW, I like your take on the Tea Baggers and would love to share it with a friend...with your permission of course. : )

Sure, go ahead but that does sound like a new board rather than a thread; but Dudeku Book work for me.

Sure (again) although probably best not to link the source - had enough of spammers and whackos, today (fuckin' Green Dragonists, too - wasn't aware of those crazy fucks, either).

Ok achievers! Since the Dudely Lama gave me admin authority I poked around all the settings a little and set up The Dudeku Book board in the Limber Mind Library. Have at it and let me know if you would like me to add a description to the board.
Oh, and forumdude,  if you have any objections please let me know and I will remove the new board.

[cakebelly]

Nah, fuck it Dude - gone off the idea, now.





Just kidding, Dude - cheers, kudos to your admin fingers; does this mean that you can delete spammers - is DB's plan going into operation (first post to be reviewed)?

[Uberdude]

SUPER!!! Yes, I think the first post should be a description as well as suggestions for topics so we can start those subheadings.  Thanks for getting the ball rolling!

[cckeiser]

(snip)- cheers, kudos to your admin fingers; does this mean that you can delete spammers - is DB's plan going into operation (first post to be reviewed)?

Yeah, now I can open up a world of pain on any spammers ass!
And dude...I brought the subject of digitalbuddha being a membership moderator like we discussed, but the Dudely Lama didn't make a reply yet. Not  sure if this type of forum will allow that action. But as the forumdude mentioned there are a few things on this version of the forum that needs fixing. I poked around a little but it warns that unless you really know what your doing not to go any further.
That sounded like a good idea as I didn't want to hit the wrong button and delete the whole forum!
This is definitely a job for rev Meekon5.
 

[cakebelly]

 

[cckeiser]

Damn dudes1 Forgot all about the Big Lebowski Haikutomatic:
http://dudeism.com/haikutomatic.html

Frames of reference

Get the fuck out of my cab

Strongly vaginal

[cakebelly]

I did not know that, Dude - just tried it but it remains the same; I reckon we'll stay with Dude-penned haikus. 

[cckeiser]

I did not know that, Dude - just tried it but it remains the same; I reckon we'll stay with Dude-penned haikus. 

I thought it was broken too till I signed in then it worked for me. But you're right, we should still do it manually.
More meaningful.

[Caesar dude]

Some really sad shit

A friend is dead suicide

And it's not painless

 

[Uberdude]

So sorry Ceasar Dude.  I lost my best friend this way 17 years ago and had for many years struggled with the notion myself.  If there's anything at all I can do, send me a message and I will give you my email or yahoo name.  This is very tough and you shouldn't deal with it alone.  

[cckeiser]

Some really sad shit

A friend is dead suicide

And it's not painless

 

Sorry to hear that dude. Condolences.

[Caesar dude]

Thank you guys.