Dudeism insulted

Started by Hominid, September 20, 2011, 07:01:54 PM

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Zen Dog

I was once accused of being a cunt. Is that similar?
If you believe you can tell me what to think.
I believe I can tell you where to go.

Hominid

The word is "Vagina", to use the parlance of our times...

VAGINA - does that work make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?



Kit

So far everyone that I've told has been very accepting of my conversion to Dudeism.

They usually are very attentive when I explain that it's mashup of Taoism and Philosophy borrowed from TBL.

And yes "Vagina" is the correct parlance of our times Gentle Dudes.
"Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling" ~ Walter

Hominid

That floats my boat.

VAGINA!!!



DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Kit on October 13, 2011, 11:24:07 PM
And yes "Vagina" is the correct parlance of our times Gentle Dudes.

Amen!  ;D

DigitalBuddha

Though one must ask if we are dude like and relaxed slackers can we, as dudeists, be insulted? Is not the answer to an insult the very dude like response of "Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man."

Hominid

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on October 14, 2011, 04:06:33 AM
Though one must ask if we are dude like and relaxed slackers can we, as dudeists, be insulted? Is not the answer to an insult the very dude like response of "Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man."
As true as that is, I still *felt* insulted for the sake of my compeers. The accuser now has a clear understanding of what Dudeism is, but it took a bit of back'n forth...



Andrea Da Fino

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on October 14, 2011, 04:06:33 AM
Though one must ask if we are dude like and relaxed slackers can we, as dudeists, be insulted? Is not the answer to an insult the very dude like response of "Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man."

Well, you know, sometimes isn't that easy but this is surely the dude way to go. :)
IMDO: Always In My Dudely Opinion, dude. And, dude, let's not forget that sometimes I'm a f***ing moron.

See Dudeism in Italy at http://www.dudeismo.org

cckeiser

Here's to the Crazy Ones

Here's to the crazy ones.
The misfits. The rebels.
The troublemakers. The round
pegs in the square holes - the
ones who see things differently.
They're not fond of rules and
they have no respect for
the status quo. You can praise
them, disagree with them,
quote them, disbelieve them,
glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing that you
can't do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
- Jack Kerouac
quoted in an Apple Computer Ad, 1997

Sorry for all the quotes dudes...I just transferred a file from my old computer and found a whole bunch of these suckers hiding in it! ;D
There are not Answers.....there are only Choices.

Please...Do No Harm
http://donoharm.us

Andrea Da Fino

Fucking A, dude, very interesting and so true. I must read something about Jack Kerouac, never did but seems interesting stuff.
IMDO: Always In My Dudely Opinion, dude. And, dude, let's not forget that sometimes I'm a f***ing moron.

See Dudeism in Italy at http://www.dudeismo.org

Caesar dude

The only book you will need is "on the road" my friend. If you can get the unabridged first draft it's the best.

He wrote it on one single scroll of typewriter paper....I seen the original scroll when it went on tour a couple of years ago and was in the Forum in Norwich. Awsome stuff dude.

Peace.
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Andrea Da Fino on October 14, 2011, 01:29:13 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on October 14, 2011, 04:06:33 AM
Though one must ask if we are dude like and relaxed slackers can we, as dudeists, be insulted? Is not the answer to an insult the very dude like response of "Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man."

Well, you know, sometimes isn't that easy but this is surely the dude way to go. :)

This is true, dude; sometimes we all feel like pulling a piece out on the lane. The inner Walter comes out.

Andrea Da Fino

Quote from: Caesar dude on October 14, 2011, 03:59:28 PM
The only book you will need is "on the road" my friend. If you can get the unabridged first draft it's the best.

He wrote it on one single scroll of typewriter paper....I seen the original scroll when it went on tour a couple of years ago and was in the Forum in Norwich. Awsome stuff dude.

Peace.

Thanks CD, I'll get a copy and read it, well, after I read Siddharta which I already have, and Life in the Woods. These days I'm not the reader I was before. Oh well.  8)
IMDO: Always In My Dudely Opinion, dude. And, dude, let's not forget that sometimes I'm a f***ing moron.

See Dudeism in Italy at http://www.dudeismo.org

Andrea Da Fino

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on October 14, 2011, 06:33:43 PM
Quote from: Andrea Da Fino on October 14, 2011, 01:29:13 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on October 14, 2011, 04:06:33 AM
Though one must ask if we are dude like and relaxed slackers can we, as dudeists, be insulted? Is not the answer to an insult the very dude like response of "Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man."

Well, you know, sometimes isn't that easy but this is surely the dude way to go. :)

This is true, dude; sometimes we all feel like pulling a piece out on the lane. The inner Walter comes out.

Well, it must also be noted that sometimes, sometimes, pulling a piece out on the lane is the right thing to do. On League Games only though. :)
IMDO: Always In My Dudely Opinion, dude. And, dude, let's not forget that sometimes I'm a f***ing moron.

See Dudeism in Italy at http://www.dudeismo.org

Hominid

Based on what ethos? Certainly not Dudeism...

Shoosh...