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Quote from: FuckinA on June 09, 2011, 12:02:32 PM
Wow, lot of stuff going on about one post about "all catholics" and "not being the preferred nomenclature" man! But I get the drift, and I agree with most of it.
Anyway, about fucking fascists: how bout parking controlers? (I don't know how you call them in the USA but I mean the fucks who go around waiting 'till your car is parked one minute too long and give you a fine!

well, yeah... you got a point. but they're shitty little cunts, not evil cunts 

Nah, what would our towns and cities be like without Traffic Wardens/Parking Controllers? They don't get my vote.

Then it depends on the town I think... Here they are fucking fascists!

Quote from: Caesar dude on June 04, 2011, 05:35:07 PM
@ Cakebelly

To use the Facebook term. If their was a like button here I would have clicked it! - -

In peace Reverends!!!!!

Doh! I am so slow,CD - yeah, it sure is a bit strange that there ain't a Facebook 'Like' button on this thread. Isn't it? Maybe not.

Now I know everyone's on about rapists and pedophiles, but this topic is about fascists of the week. So here's mine:

Some human paraquat pulled leaves off of my lettuce plants in my garden! It wasn't a rabbit or some marmot or something like that. The leaves were torn and stolen. These fucks pissed on my rug today, man. My garden is my bowling alley--it's what helps me to stay Dude. Listening to Creedence and pulling up weeds, watching plants grow, and just general abiding.

But this fuckin guy, I mean, this aggression will not stand, man! I can understand being broke and needing food--which is one reason I grow my own vegetables. But damn. That lettuce would have really tied the dinner table together, you know?

Damn,sorry to hear about your troubles dude.
Maybe they thought it was Wild Lettuce?

Fuckers, Dude: food you have grown destined for your table - way over the line. 

@cckeiser

No fuckin way they could have thought that. It was a plot in the community gardens, where there are large signs that say "The food grown in these plots belong to the plot renters" because there have been plenty of rug pissers in the past years.

@cakebelly

Yeah, man. I applied for a food card through the state assistance office but they refused me twice. How people with no jobs can live off welfare while I work two jobs and still can't afford groceries is something I can't understand. So I said fuck it, dude, and started growing my own food.

Growing your own food - a very dudely way to tie one's life together - while, at the same time, gently sticking it to the man. Something we Dudes should think about - well, those lucky enough to be able to scratch about in a plot of land. Networking, local markets, seed exchanges - endless nutritious possibilities, Dudes.


http://www.nsalg.org.uk/

Fuckin' A, man. I've been meaning to make a topic about it, but I'm still pretty new and didn't want to end up putting it in the wrong spot.  But even if you don't have your own plot of land, there are often community garden opportunities. Here in my town, I rented a 15x15' plot for the summer months for only $15.

I know that on my most undude days that my garden usually helps me to put things in perspective. Fishing is also a great way to say "fuck it", chill, and have a few oat sodas.

Quote from: A.B. Dude on July 07, 2011, 01:47:19 AM
Fuckin' A, man. I've been meaning to make a topic about it, but I'm still pretty new and didn't want to end up putting it in the wrong spot.

No worries, dude. If you post something in the wrong section, we can always move it. Dudes on this forum are pretty damn good at keeping things on topic, but no worries if you make a mistake. Fuck it, man, let's just get us a lane.

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on July 07, 2011, 02:48:58 AM

Quote from: A.B. Dude on July 07, 2011, 01:47:19 AM
Fuckin' A, man. I've been meaning to make a topic about it, but I'm still pretty new and didn't want to end up putting it in the wrong spot.

No worries, dude. If you post something in the wrong section, we can always move it. Dudes on this forum are pretty damn good at keeping things on topic, but no worries if you make a mistake. Fuck it, man, let's just get us a lane.

There's a structure to where we have to put threads?

Wow i did not know that.

Quote from: meekon5 on July 07, 2011, 07:43:33 AM

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on July 07, 2011, 02:48:58 AM

Quote from: A.B. Dude on July 07, 2011, 01:47:19 AM
Fuckin' A, man. I've been meaning to make a topic about it, but I'm still pretty new and didn't want to end up putting it in the wrong spot.

No worries, dude. If you post something in the wrong section, we can always move it. Dudes on this forum are pretty damn good at keeping things on topic, but no worries if you make a mistake. Fuck it, man, let's just get us a lane.

There's a structure to where we have to put threads?

Wow i did not know that.

Shit dude...neither did I!

Shit, this morning I was fantasizing about a Dudeist farm co-op, could set something up in Maine. Try and figure a way to let city Dudes contribute some how.

Damn, that doesn't sound fascist enough, do we need to move that post? Rules are rules, am I wrong?

Quote from: meekon5 on July 07, 2011, 07:43:33 AM

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on July 07, 2011, 02:48:58 AM

Quote from: A.B. Dude on July 07, 2011, 01:47:19 AM
Fuckin' A, man. I've been meaning to make a topic about it, but I'm still pretty new and didn't want to end up putting it in the wrong spot.

No worries, dude. If you post something in the wrong section, we can always move it. Dudes on this forum are pretty damn good at keeping things on topic, but no worries if you make a mistake. Fuck it, man, let's just get us a lane.

There's a structure to where we have to put threads?

Wow i did not know that.

Is this...what day is this?