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Jtangel27

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Fucking Fascists!
« on: February 06, 2015, 12:22:58 AM »
Alright, so, check this out. I get ordained as a priest a few weeks ago, right? And I'm all excited, and uh, you know, all that, and I start looking to get my marriage license. So, I'm looking at the requirements to become a Deputy of Marriage in the state of California, and it says that, as long as I have been ordained as a sort of clergyman, I can freely sanctuarize marriages. However, you must be eighteen years of age or older. With me still being considered a Little Lebowski of only sixteen years of age, I cannot legally marry people, which is, a bummer, man. Just felt like getting that negative energy out of there, thanks dudes.

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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2015, 03:00:48 AM »
Alright, so, check this out. I get ordained as a priest a few weeks ago, right? And I'm all excited, and uh, you know, all that, and I start looking to get my marriage license. So, I'm looking at the requirements to become a Deputy of Marriage in the state of California, and it says that, as long as I have been ordained as a sort of clergyman, I can freely sanctuarize marriages. However, you must be eighteen years of age or older. With me still being considered a Little Lebowski of only sixteen years of age, I cannot legally marry people, which is, a bummer, man. Just felt like getting that negative energy out of there, thanks dudes.

Jtangel27 dude, welcome to the party. Nice to have you in our beach community. My advice is slack off until you hit 18, it'll be here soon enough. Anywho, abide, dude...bars' over ... oh shit, you're not 21 yet...OK, enjoy a Coke and a burger, mang!

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Re: Fucking Fascists!
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2015, 10:50:20 AM »
Welcome angel dude.  16 or not, you're part of our little beach community here, so enjoy!  Oh - and it's almost the 10th...........   ;)



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Re: Fucking Fascists!
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2015, 12:59:17 AM »
Welcome angel dude.  16 or not, you're part of our little beach community here, so enjoy!  Oh - and it's almost the 10th...........   ;)

Far out.

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oh oh all right okay

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Re: Fucking Fascists!
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2015, 03:55:15 PM »
Welcome angel dude.  16 or not, you're part of our little beach community here, so enjoy!  Oh - and it's almost the 10th...........   ;)

Far out.

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oh oh all right okay

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