Eh Fuck it dude, smoke up a J and take it easy man. This kinda thing will get taken care of one way or another by a qualified person. So there's no reason, there's no FUCKING reason they should be able to drunkenly cut open your body and leave it as that, am I wrong?

On the contrary that is a bummer man. Hope it gets better. Sending good vibes!

I agree, man; so I'll just go find a cash machine.

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Where at?

How many of you have signed up for The Abiding Times newsletter?  It's free and they're having a contest to give away copies of The Jesus Rolls...   Thoughts?

Fuck it. Let's go bowling.

Sorry for taking so long to reply Clayton, the wedding went off without a hitch. You don't have to deal with anyone at the Erie County Clerks office. That's an exercise in frustration for sure.  You only need to deal with the town in which you are performing the ceremony.  Whatever town you are performing the ceremony in is where you will file the paperwork.  The paperwork is basically just the wedding license.  You have the bride and groom, along with the witnesses sign it, and then you sign it as the "officiant".  I sign mine as "Rev." and then my name.  The last wedding I performed was in Lancaster, NY and went into the town hall with the paperwork and signed my name with "Reverend" before it, and handed it in.  The couple I married told me that they received their wedding papers in 2 weeks.  I have never had anyone tell me that they've had a problem in receiving their marriage certificates.  Best of luck to you, and again, sorry for taking so long to reply.