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A few personal ones'The Dude didn't create the world in 7 days....but a Chinaman pissed on his fuckin' rug''Jesus turns water into eight year old boys, The Dude turns milk into a white Russian'What the fuck are YOU talkin' about? The chinaman is not the issue here..it's maude, the vagina maude...that makes about as much sense...explain that to the kidnappers...Am I wrong?!!Face it nihilist, there is no literal connection!
A few personal ones'The Dude didn't create the world in 7 days....but a Chinaman pissed on his fuckin' rug''Jesus turns water into eight year old boys, The Dude turns milk into a white Russian'
Quote from: brandt on September 28, 2008, 07:47:04 PM Quote from: Dude1967 on September 11, 2008, 04:01:57 PM Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round. Or maybe forfeit it to us--What the fuck are you talkin' about?We're talkin' bout the dude here.
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 11, 2008, 04:01:57 PM Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round. Or maybe forfeit it to us--What the fuck are you talkin' about?
Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round. Or maybe forfeit it to us--
Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 06, 2008, 01:35:14 AMQuote from: brandt on September 28, 2008, 07:47:04 PM Quote from: Dude1967 on September 11, 2008, 04:01:57 PM Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round. Or maybe forfeit it to us--What the fuck are you talkin' about?We're talkin' bout the dude here.I was talking about my rug.
Quote from: brandt on October 29, 2008, 08:47:13 AMQuote from: digitalbuddha on October 06, 2008, 01:35:14 AMQuote from: brandt on September 28, 2008, 07:47:04 PM Quote from: Dude1967 on September 11, 2008, 04:01:57 PM Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round. Or maybe forfeit it to us--What the fuck are you talkin' about?We're talkin' bout the dude here.I was talking about my rug.That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
nap,be brutally honest,,Alwaysa little trouble every now and then is good for your heartlive from your death bednever pass up an opportunity to make a diffrence
Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 02, 2008, 12:53:42 AMQuote from: brandt on October 29, 2008, 08:47:13 AMQuote from: digitalbuddha on October 06, 2008, 01:35:14 AMQuote from: brandt on September 28, 2008, 07:47:04 PM Quote from: Dude1967 on September 11, 2008, 04:01:57 PM Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round. Or maybe forfeit it to us--What the fuck are you talkin' about?I'm sorry, I wasn't listening <ducking coffee cup> We're talkin' bout the dude here.I was talking about my rug.That rug really tied the room together, did it not?Dbudda, were you listening to the Dude's story, we're talking about unchecked aggression here.....on this rug you do not pee!!!!
Quote from: brandt on October 29, 2008, 08:47:13 AMQuote from: digitalbuddha on October 06, 2008, 01:35:14 AMQuote from: brandt on September 28, 2008, 07:47:04 PM Quote from: Dude1967 on September 11, 2008, 04:01:57 PM Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round. Or maybe forfeit it to us--What the fuck are you talkin' about?I'm sorry, I wasn't listening <ducking coffee cup> We're talkin' bout the dude here.I was talking about my rug.That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 06, 2008, 01:35:14 AMQuote from: brandt on September 28, 2008, 07:47:04 PM Quote from: Dude1967 on September 11, 2008, 04:01:57 PM Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round. Or maybe forfeit it to us--What the fuck are you talkin' about?I'm sorry, I wasn't listening <ducking coffee cup> We're talkin' bout the dude here.I was talking about my rug.
Quote from: brandt on September 28, 2008, 07:47:04 PM Quote from: Dude1967 on September 11, 2008, 04:01:57 PM Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round. Or maybe forfeit it to us--What the fuck are you talkin' about?I'm sorry, I wasn't listening <ducking coffee cup> We're talkin' bout the dude here.
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