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Title: phrases of philosophy
Post by: leprichaun on June 21, 2007, 11:59:34 PM
" enhance your cool man"   
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: El Duderino on June 22, 2007, 01:01:40 PM
at the end of the day, it's all bollocks. That's my Tao.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: ZenDudeist on November 14, 2007, 06:07:54 AM
'The Dude Abides'


It's as beautiful and all encompassing a philosophical statement as any of those old utterances made by those aincent chinamen.... and in english too.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: The Bu(-Dude-)ddha on November 26, 2007, 02:04:44 AM
I love Newton's 3rd Law!!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DownUnderDudE on April 19, 2008, 02:06:14 AM
The Floyd boys put it well..
"Life is a short warm moment/
And death is a long cold rest/
You get your chance to try/in the twinkling of an eye/
Eighty years with luck or even less."

... I figure I'm a bit over half-way there. ;D

I do have a few favourite maxims, though. I know they're not much more than bumper stickers, but hell, they work for me.

1) Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to a paramedic.
2) Some people are just bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
3) It's not the fall that hurts - it's the stop at the end. (I have personal knowledge of this universal truth)
4) The early bird may get the worm - but the second mouse gets the cheese.
5) Not all who wander are lost.
6) Inside every old person there's a young person wondering what the fuck happened.
7) Don't die wondering.

Cheesy, yeah, do they work, hell yeah.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 20, 2008, 08:31:26 PM
I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh limber ya know.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DownUnderDudE on April 20, 2008, 09:00:31 PM
I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh limber ya know.
digitalbuddha, I'm of the same opinion. Drugs are my friend. I'm a poster child for "better living through chemistry" (I can't remember where I stole that from...)

I do have a helping hand in that department. Due to my close personal knowledge of #3 above, I've got an implanted morphine pump filled with happiness and sufentanyl (excellent modern morphine analog). So my mind's lumber all the time.

...er... "limber" all the time. (But I was thinking "limber as timber", so maybe "lumber" was right ...)  :-X
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 20, 2008, 09:24:03 PM
I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh limber ya know.
digitalbuddha, I'm of the same opinion. Drugs are my friend. I'm a poster child for "better living through chemistry" (I can't remember where I stole that from...)

I do have a helping hand in that department. Due to my close personal knowledge of #3 above, I've got an implanted morphine pump filled with happiness and sufentanyl (excellent modern morphine analog). So my mind's lumber all the time.

...er... "limber" all the time. (But I was thinking "limber as timber", so maybe "lumber" was right ...)  :-X

Mind if I burn a J?  ;D

(http://www.dudeism.com/Images/dudeincar.jpg)
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on April 21, 2008, 07:10:16 AM
You mean coitus?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on April 25, 2008, 06:07:57 PM
  Lotta ins. Lotta outs.Lotta waht have yous.
                       
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on June 30, 2008, 03:35:46 PM
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 03, 2008, 01:41:09 AM
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!
Camel toe?  ;D
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on July 08, 2008, 10:45:38 AM
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!

Calmer than you're
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on July 10, 2008, 09:43:29 AM
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!

Calmer than you're
Waving a gun around?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 12, 2008, 01:36:25 AM
Calmer than you are.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on July 14, 2008, 03:21:44 PM
 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbas!!!!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Turtle on July 14, 2008, 08:17:24 PM
They already posted it.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 14, 2008, 10:29:49 PM
WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UN-POST IT!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on July 15, 2008, 12:20:47 AM
TAKE IT EASY, MAN 8)
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 15, 2008, 12:42:47 AM
TAKE IT EASY, MAN 8)

Calmer than you are  ;D
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on July 16, 2008, 11:43:21 AM
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on July 17, 2008, 02:03:07 PM
Hey man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally?  You might learn something.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on July 17, 2008, 04:28:50 PM
You mean this is'nt "nam"?
There are rules....Am I wrong?
Life does'nt start and stop at my convenience?
Say what you want about not listening, at least it's an ethos!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on July 22, 2008, 06:05:17 PM
No Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on July 22, 2008, 07:57:32 PM
Calmer than you are
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 03:01:42 PM
Yeah, man!  Fuck it!  I can't be worrying about that shit.  Life goes on!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 28, 2008, 09:41:52 PM
. . . .Yes, it made it home, I'm calling from home. No, Walter, it didn't look like Larry was about to crack.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on July 29, 2008, 11:07:22 AM
Dbhudda, are you fuckin' this up?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DudeInBangalore on July 29, 2008, 01:22:23 PM
My belief systems can be summed as follows -

"You brought the fucking dog bowling?"
"Brought it bowling? I didnt rent it shoes. I didnt buy it a beer. Hes not taking your fuckin turn dude"
"Yeah well if my ex wife tells me to take her dog bowling id tell her to go fuck herself"

Wife kidnapped?..Thats a bummer. Mind if we do some j's?

Lay low, get high, pretend to conform(or do anything) but really do nothing. The dude beats the system. He isnt pulled in by corporate stooges into making him believe he needs to eat at Mickey Dees everyday or that he needs to buy clothes. He knows the universal truth that bathrobes and shorts are adequate. On that note, Im going to stop writing this. Not because i have something to do. Because i have nothing to do. Nothing to buy, nothing to see, nothing to hear. Except maybe some creedence. And then ill resume doing nothing and living on bare minimums. People of conformity are blind people with cleft assholes.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 29, 2008, 10:43:34 PM
Dbhudda, are you fuckin' this up?

Don't say peep, I'm doing business here, man.  ;D
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on July 30, 2008, 11:05:36 AM
Fuckin' amateurs
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 30, 2008, 02:21:34 PM
Fuckin' amateurs

Okay, vee proceed.  But only if there is no funny stuff.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on July 30, 2008, 03:54:04 PM
 Jesus, man, can you change the station?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on July 30, 2008, 10:13:31 PM
Fuck you man!  You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking  cab!

Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on July 31, 2008, 10:17:29 AM
Fuck you man!  You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking  cab!



Maan, i hate the fucking eagles!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 01, 2008, 11:09:35 PM
That's it!  Outta this fucking cab!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 02, 2008, 02:46:34 PM
Dbhudda, are you fuckin' this up?

I'm tryin' to do business here, man.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 02, 2008, 05:12:53 PM
                                     DUDE
                         Why me, man?

                                     BRANDT
                         He suspects that the culprits might
                         be the very people who, uh, soiled
                         your rug, and you're in a unique
                         position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm
                         that suspicion.

Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 11, 2008, 09:44:56 AM
You think the carpet pissers did this?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 11, 2008, 11:35:33 AM
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 11, 2008, 01:04:35 PM
Well, Fuck it!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 11, 2008, 07:55:21 PM
Well, Fuck it!

That's you answer for everything.  ;D
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 12, 2008, 12:57:56 AM
And a good day to you, sir
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 12, 2008, 10:53:48 AM
He looks like a fuckin' loser
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 12, 2008, 12:22:52 PM
....and we know this is your homework, Larry,

You're killin' your father, Larry!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 13, 2008, 12:16:32 PM
  --serious infraction, and examine your standing.  Thank you.  Beep.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 13, 2008, 12:54:00 PM
So the rug was in the car?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on August 13, 2008, 01:20:39 PM
Ah, fuck it!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 13, 2008, 08:11:16 PM
Speed of sound Tour...bunch of assholes.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 14, 2008, 02:31:56 PM
This is our concern, Dude
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 15, 2008, 01:46:41 AM
Oh man, don't say that.............
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 15, 2008, 10:35:50 AM
Don't say peep when I'm doin' business, man
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 15, 2008, 04:56:38 PM
Ah, fuck it!
Sure!  Fuck it!  That's your answer! Tattoo it on your forehead!  Your answer to everything!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 15, 2008, 10:16:30 PM
Man, I'm not tryin' to scam anybody here, man
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 17, 2008, 04:10:14 AM
......the toilet sets up, man.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 18, 2008, 12:33:25 PM
Your wife, Bunny owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that means YOU owe money to Jackie Treehorn!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on August 18, 2008, 12:40:33 PM
You're fucking Polish Catholic
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: the Knutsens on August 18, 2008, 05:56:51 PM
"Trying is the first step towards failure" -- Genius



Trying didn't help the Dude secure his front door from porn thugs because the damn door opens the other way. So the Dude had to put his "diapers" on and go and see Jackie Treehorn.

Trying didn't get the Dude his Jaw bone doctor act professionally, instead he got his sperm count correct.

Trying didn't help in making a ransom drop off, instead it brought him near a nervous breakdown, which is very undude, man.

Trying didn't help the Dude get his robe back, stumbling upon helping Maude Lebowski to concieve instead.

Trying to give the nihilists his 4$ only ended up almost being fucked by a long, thin, blond nihilist with a stiff karate kick.



Trying seems an awfully dangerous business in this "real reactionary police chief" filled world, yet the Dude has found some cracks in this otherwise seemingly rock solid philosophy:

a) a White Russian
b) a J.
c) bowling
d) taking any rug in the house
e) abiding
f) an acid flashback


It's good he keeps a strict regimen of these golden rules to not look at this life in a very uptight way, man.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 19, 2008, 01:11:17 PM
What in God's name are you blathering about?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: the Knutsens on August 19, 2008, 07:49:59 PM
She kidnapped herself. Hadn't that ever occurred to you before, man... sir?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: forumdude on August 19, 2008, 08:58:01 PM
that had not occurred to us, dude. fuckin' interesting though. mind if i do a j to make my mind limber?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 19, 2008, 10:02:56 PM
Brandt, give him the envelope
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 22, 2008, 01:54:50 AM
Are you fucks trying to fix the cable?  ;D
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 22, 2008, 10:12:21 AM
Don't be fatuous Jeffrey
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on August 22, 2008, 11:45:31 AM
 We know the briefcase was empty, man.  We know you kept the million 
 bucks yourself.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: the Knutsens on August 22, 2008, 08:08:09 PM
You have your story, i have mine. I say i entrusted the money to you and you took it.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 23, 2008, 03:40:46 PM
Its like Lenin said, you look for the person who benefits..................
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 23, 2008, 05:31:54 PM
Its like Lenin said, you look for the person who benefits..................
I am the walrus
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 24, 2008, 04:44:58 PM
Its like Lenin said, you look for the person who benefits..................
I am the walrus

V.I. Lenin!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 25, 2008, 11:08:32 AM
As if we would ever think of taking your fucking money! :o
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: the Knutsens on August 25, 2008, 04:49:51 PM
Stealing money from little urban achievers... you are SCUM man!!!!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 26, 2008, 07:51:32 PM
You have your story, I have mine  ;D
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 26, 2008, 08:30:27 PM
Help me put him back in his chair, Walter
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: the Knutsens on August 27, 2008, 08:37:52 AM
Achtung baby! Raus!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 27, 2008, 02:31:55 PM
..eight year olds
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 27, 2008, 10:20:36 PM
..eight year olds
What's a pederast, Walter?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on August 28, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
  Four dollars here!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 12:47:25 PM
God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 28, 2008, 02:07:23 PM
Well, their's no literal connection
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 29, 2008, 01:34:12 AM
GOD DAMIT!!!! ..................is there a Ralph's around here?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 29, 2008, 06:31:00 AM
Hey Dude, what the fuck's wrong with Walter ???
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 30, 2008, 01:08:53 AM
Hey Dude, what the fuck's wrong with Walter ???
He dabbled with pacifism at one point.  Not in Nam, of course--
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 30, 2008, 09:08:47 AM
I did not know that........but we did advance and Quintana and O'Brien should be pushovers
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on August 31, 2008, 06:33:21 PM
Far out, man
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on August 31, 2008, 10:47:49 PM
That's your answer for everything, Dude
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on September 01, 2008, 04:21:39 AM
That's your answer for everything, Dude
  I haff lingenberry pancakes.  That and a pair of testicles.

Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 01, 2008, 05:58:28 PM
That's your answer for everything, Dude
  I haff lingenberry pancakes.  That and a pair of testicles.


Perhaps you're right.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on September 01, 2008, 09:14:54 PM
Why me, man?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: the Knutsens on September 02, 2008, 10:02:19 AM
So you could identify the culprits.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on September 02, 2008, 08:50:13 PM
You think the carpet pissers did this.....on a level playing field?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: the Knutsens on September 03, 2008, 08:36:31 AM
And without the use of their legs.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on September 03, 2008, 04:00:25 PM
Human Paraquat!!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: the Knutsens on September 04, 2008, 02:06:35 PM
Brandt will fill you in on the details.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on September 05, 2008, 10:49:31 AM
 I'm just gonna find a cash machine.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on September 05, 2008, 09:26:45 PM
Make sure you get an extra hundred, or Brandt can't watch
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 06, 2008, 12:59:54 AM
The old man said take any rug in the house.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on September 06, 2008, 12:03:35 PM
..twenty grand, man, and they gave the dude a beeper
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Andrea D. on September 09, 2008, 03:13:36 PM
 Yeah, yeah I know. Okay.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on September 09, 2008, 04:56:38 PM
I did not know that!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on September 11, 2008, 04:01:57 PM
 Dude, this is Smokey.  Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting  this to the League and asking them to set aside the round.  Or maybe  forfeit it to us--
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on September 17, 2008, 10:49:21 PM
....as well as Article 27 which encompasses any other rude shit you may have pulled out on the lanes
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on September 28, 2008, 05:25:14 PM
aaaaah, Fuck it
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on September 28, 2008, 07:47:04 PM
 
Dude, this is Smokey.  Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting  this to the League and asking them to set aside the round.  Or maybe  forfeit it to us--

What the fuck are you talkin' about?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 06, 2008, 01:35:14 AM
Dude, this is Smokey.  Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting  this to the League and asking them to set aside the round.  Or maybe  forfeit it to us--

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

We're talkin' bout the dude here.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on October 07, 2008, 12:24:10 PM
Dude, this is Smokey.  Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting  this to the League and asking them to set aside the round.  Or maybe  forfeit it to us--

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

We're talkin' bout the dude here.

Hell yeah, the Achiever!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: digbys kid on October 17, 2008, 12:35:39 PM
Little lebowski Urban Achievers, yes, and proud we are of all of them.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: TheGermanNihilist on October 23, 2008, 03:03:22 AM
A few personal ones

'The Dude didn't create the world in 7 days....but a Chinaman pissed on his fuckin' rug'
'Jesus turns water into eight year old boys, The Dude turns milk into a white Russian'



Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on October 23, 2008, 10:32:14 AM
A few personal ones

'The Dude didn't create the world in 7 days....but a Chinaman pissed on his fuckin' rug'
'Jesus turns water into eight year old boys, The Dude turns milk into a white Russian'

What the fuck are YOU talkin' about? The chinaman is not the issue here..it's maude, the vagina maude...that makes about as much sense...explain that to the kidnappers...Am I wrong?!!

Face it nihilist, there is no literal connection!




Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Dude1967 on October 25, 2008, 10:58:20 PM
Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 26, 2008, 03:22:05 PM
A few personal ones

'The Dude didn't create the world in 7 days....but a Chinaman pissed on his fuckin' rug'
'Jesus turns water into eight year old boys, The Dude turns milk into a white Russian'

Occasional flashback?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on October 29, 2008, 08:47:13 AM
Dude, this is Smokey.  Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting  this to the League and asking them to set aside the round.  Or maybe  forfeit it to us--

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

We're talkin' bout the dude here.

I was talking about my rug.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 02, 2008, 12:53:42 AM
Dude, this is Smokey.  Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting  this to the League and asking them to set aside the round.  Or maybe  forfeit it to us--

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

We're talkin' bout the dude here.

I was talking about my rug.

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on November 02, 2008, 10:42:11 PM
Dude, this is Smokey.  Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round.  Or maybe forfeit it to us--

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

We're talkin' bout the dude here.

I was talking about my rug.

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Dbudda, were you listening to the Dude's story, we're talking about unchecked aggression here.....on this rug you do not pee!!!!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Lone dude on December 12, 2008, 08:31:27 PM
nap,
be brutally honest,,Always
a little trouble every now and then is good for your heart
live from your death bed
never pass up an opportunity to make a diffrence
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on December 12, 2008, 09:22:14 PM
nap,
be brutally honest,,Always
a little trouble every now and then is good for your heart
live from your death bed
never pass up an opportunity to make a diffrence


HUH?
What the fuck are you talkin' about?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: Lone dude on December 14, 2008, 04:19:18 PM
Face it man there is no literal conection to Vietnam!

I had no frame of refrence.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: duderambler on January 22, 2009, 02:33:49 PM
this aggression will not stand, man
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DirtDude on January 23, 2009, 04:51:56 PM
Pacifism is not something to hide behind!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 23, 2009, 11:54:34 PM
Dude, this is Smokey.  Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round.  Or maybe forfeit it to us--

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening <ducking coffee cup>  ;D

We're talkin' bout the dude here.

I was talking about my rug.

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Dbudda, were you listening to the Dude's story, we're talking about unchecked aggression here.....on this rug you do not pee!!!!
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on February 24, 2009, 06:16:10 PM
No, Woo peed on the rug
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 24, 2009, 10:49:19 PM
No, Woo peed on the rug

All the dude wants is his rug back...............sans the pee.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DirtDude on February 24, 2009, 11:05:57 PM
not greedy. . . it really... tied... the room... together....
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on February 25, 2009, 01:39:34 PM
not greedy. . . it really... tied... the room... together....

Darkness warshed over the Dude, darker than a steer's tookus on a moonless night.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DirtDude on February 25, 2009, 09:25:58 PM
not greedy. . . it really... tied... the room... together....

Darkness warshed over the Dude, darker than a steer's tookus on a moonless night.

... there was no bottom ...
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 20, 2009, 02:36:50 AM
not greedy. . . it really... tied... the room... together....

Darkness warshed over the Dude, darker than a steer's tookus on a moonless night.

... there was no bottom ...

This is your only I.D.?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on March 20, 2009, 10:24:53 AM
not greedy. . . it really... tied... the room... together....

Darkness warshed over the Dude, darker than a steer's tookus on a moonless night.

I know my rights, Man

Is there  Ralph's around here?

Okay then!

... there was no bottom ...

This is your only I.D.?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 24, 2009, 04:32:27 PM
not greedy. . . it really... tied... the room... together....

Darkness warshed over the Dude, darker than a steer's tookus on a moonless night.

I know my rights, Man

Is there  Ralph's around here?

Okay then!

... there was no bottom ...

This is your only I.D.?

That is your answer for everything..................  ;D
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: digbys kid on March 24, 2009, 08:46:05 PM
not greedy. . . it really... tied... the room... together....

Darkness warshed over the Dude, darker than a steer's tookus on a moonless night.

I know my rights, Man

Is there  Ralph's around here?

Okay then!

... there was no bottom ...

This is your only I.D.?

That is your answer for everything..................  ;D

My rug was also stolen.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: brandt on March 24, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
not greedy. . . it really... tied... the room... together....

Darkness warshed over the Dude, darker than a steer's tookus on a moonless night.

I know my rights, Man

Is there  Ralph's around here?

Okay then!

... there was no bottom ...

This is your only I.D.?

That is your answer for everything..................  ;D

My rug was also stolen.

Did your lady friend treat your rug like an object......, man?
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 25, 2009, 12:56:07 AM
not greedy. . . it really... tied... the room... together....

Darkness warshed over the Dude, darker than a steer's tookus on a moonless night.

I know my rights, Man

Is there  Ralph's around here?

Okay then!

... there was no bottom ...

This is your only I.D.?

That is your answer for everything..................  ;D

My rug was also stolen.

Did your lady friend treat your rug like an object......, man?

She's not my lady friend, man, I'm just helping her conceive.
Title: Re: phrases of philosophy
Post by: exo on June 23, 2009, 03:07:25 PM
You mean coitus?