phrases of philosophy

[Andrea D.]

 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbas!!!!

[Turtle]

They already posted it.

[DigitalBuddha]

WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UN-POST IT!

[brandt]

TAKE IT EASY, MAN

[DigitalBuddha]

TAKE IT EASY, MAN

Calmer than you are 

[brandt]

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening

[Andrea D.]

Hey man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally?  You might learn something.

[brandt]

You mean this is'nt "nam"?
There are rules....Am I wrong?
Life does'nt start and stop at my convenience?
Say what you want about not listening, at least it's an ethos!

[Dude1967]

No Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

[brandt]

Calmer than you are

[Dude1967]

Yeah, man!  Fuck it!  I can't be worrying about that shit.  Life goes on!

[DigitalBuddha]

. . . .Yes, it made it home, I'm calling from home. No, Walter, it didn't look like Larry was about to crack.

[brandt]

Dbhudda, are you fuckin' this up?

[DudeInBangalore]

My belief systems can be summed as follows -

"You brought the fucking dog bowling?"
"Brought it bowling? I didnt rent it shoes. I didnt buy it a beer. Hes not taking your fuckin turn dude"
"Yeah well if my ex wife tells me to take her dog bowling id tell her to go fuck herself"

Wife kidnapped?..Thats a bummer. Mind if we do some j's?

Lay low, get high, pretend to conform(or do anything) but really do nothing. The dude beats the system. He isnt pulled in by corporate stooges into making him believe he needs to eat at Mickey Dees everyday or that he needs to buy clothes. He knows the universal truth that bathrobes and shorts are adequate. On that note, Im going to stop writing this. Not because i have something to do. Because i have nothing to do. Nothing to buy, nothing to see, nothing to hear. Except maybe some creedence. And then ill resume doing nothing and living on bare minimums. People of conformity are blind people with cleft assholes.

[DigitalBuddha]

Dbhudda, are you fuckin' this up?

Don't say peep, I'm doing business here, man.