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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2009, 02:43:46 AM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D

And he/she is a competition's pet. Won some medals too!
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2009, 10:54:20 PM »
is this your homework Larry?
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2009, 09:48:10 PM »
is this your homework Larry?
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2009, 10:09:49 PM »
Sometimes life is simple; if you're not feeding the monkey, you're spanking the monkey. Fuckin' eh.

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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2009, 05:31:04 PM »
One mite try, in Peter Gabriele's words to "Shock the monkey"?

"I mean, they're not gunna kill ya, so if you give 'em a quick short,
sharp, shock, they won't do it again. Dig it? I mean he get off
lightly, 'cos I would've given him a thrashing - I only hit him once!
It was only a difference of opinion, but really...I mean good manners
don't cost nothing do they, eh?"

Which reminds me, gotta go to Great Dudes and nominate David Gilmore (er, Sir David now huh?) as a candidate.
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2009, 07:27:14 PM »
One mite try, in Peter Gabriele's words to "Shock the monkey"?

"I mean, they're not gunna kill ya, so if you give 'em a quick short,
sharp, shock, they won't do it again. Dig it? I mean he get off
lightly, 'cos I would've given him a thrashing - I only hit him once!
It was only a difference of opinion, but really...I mean good manners
don't cost nothing do they, eh?"

Which reminds me, gotta go to Great Dudes and nominate David Gilmore (er, Sir David now huh?) as a candidate.

Shock my johnson? Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
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Feeding the monkey
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2010, 07:31:43 PM »
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2010, 01:42:27 AM »
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

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What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2010, 11:15:49 PM »
If he doesn't lower his voice I am going to have to ask him to leave
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2010, 11:50:15 AM »
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug ;D

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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2010, 11:51:04 AM »
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug ;D

Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2010, 05:51:56 PM »
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug ;D
Well it occurred to me that there was maybe some uh wine involved, but then I sort of forgot what we were talking about... Are you employed sir?
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2010, 09:19:05 PM »
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug ;D
Well it occurred to me that there was maybe some uh wine involved, but then I sort of forgot what we were talking about... Are you employed sir?

employed? Ahhh, what, ahhh, what day is this?

Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2010, 12:04:45 AM »
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug ;D
Well it occurred to me that there was maybe some uh wine involved, but then I sort of forgot what we were talking about... Are you employed sir?

employed? Ahhh, what, ahhh, what day is this?

Well I am employed sir, and I must go tomorrow morning in to the fucking league office. I will be there trying to get my brother Shamis to fuck off, as we can't pool our resources.
There is no reason, there is no fucking reason why you should not taker easy on my behalf.
Her life is in your hands dude.
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Re: Feeding the monkey
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2010, 03:07:13 PM »
No, man, nothing is fucked here--

 

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