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Laughing Dude

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A Dude in need
« on: January 06, 2009, 05:18:53 PM »
Hey Dudes, in these times of economic stress, in the parlance of our times, it's hard to find a job. I've looked all over, and so far had no luck. Then I put a prayer in to St. Dafino's shrine, and I believe good dude vibes have been sent my way.

The local bowling alley is hiring, what position I don't know, but I'll take anything. What I'm blathering about is, well, I was wonderin if my fellow Dudeists good send out their dudeist prayers/vibes/whathaveyou's towards me getting this job. It would really tie my life together.

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2009, 06:04:58 PM »
fuckin' A, man...let's hope your prospective employer recognizes that you are the man for your time and place, that you fit right in there...
Is there a Ralph's around here?

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2009, 08:30:15 PM »
fuckin' A, man...let's hope your prospective employer recognizes that you are the man for your time and place, that you fit right in there...

I like yerr style dude. Thanke.

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2009, 09:48:53 PM »
Umlebowskiuh...uummmlebowskiuuuuuhh...uuuuuuummmmmmmmlebowskiuuuuuuuuuuuuhh....
The whole concept abates.

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2009, 10:32:00 PM »
Umlebowskiuh...uummmlebowskiuuuuuhh...uuuuuuummmmmmmmlebowskiuuuuuuuuuuuuhh....

That some kind of eastern thing? Much obliged.

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2009, 12:44:23 AM »
I'm glad to see you are doing what your parents did sir.

But seriously, this reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons. Isn't being a bowling alley employee Homer's dream job? Now there's a Great Dude in History!

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2009, 09:54:44 PM »
Well dudes, fuckin a' man! Looks like the job is mine.

Went in, asked to speak to the manager. Looked at my application.

"Any hours?"

"Man, if you need me to come in at 3 in the morning to sweep the floors, I'll come in!" Hands the app to the other manager.

"You 18?"

"Even better, 19."

"It's a part time position, probably only the weekends."

"Hey, whatever I have to do."

"Alright, come in at 7:00 tommorow." Sure it's just the weekends NOW, but I'll make sure to post a little sign near the schedule.

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Thanks for the vibes man. I could not have any negative energy brought in to the tournament. Keep em coming, so I can seal the deal!


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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2009, 01:48:52 PM »
Well dudes, fuckin 'a man....
I GOT THE JOB!
How fuckin dude is that? Easy ass job, hours given on "merit," and a laid back boss. I just wanna say thanks to you guys for drawing a line in the sand and helping a dude in need. I'll be sending vibes your way, man.

And thank you to St. Dafino's shrine!

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2009, 07:08:17 PM »
Cool...now go forth and express gratidude to our Special Lady.  ;)
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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 04:12:26 PM »
laughing dude: I LOVE YOUR ANIMATED GIF

Laughing Dude

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2009, 06:29:41 PM »
It holds a special place in my heart, and actually has an esoteric meaning behind it too.
And it's damn funny.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2009, 06:32:43 PM by Laughing Dude »

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2009, 05:37:15 PM »
Ah, fuckin' a, man, fuckin' a. I'm unemployed so I went out looking for a job dressed in my robe and, uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers, on a weekday. You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked! I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about me here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that was me. Even if I am a lazy man, quite possibly the laziest in all of Sweden, which would place me high in the runnin' for laziest in Europe. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell.  Here's my point, dude, there's no fucking reason why I can't get a job and still I haven't gotten one, so congratulations, dude. If you will it, it is no dream.

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2009, 01:31:39 PM »
Ah, fuckin' a, man, fuckin' a. I'm unemployed so I went out looking for a job dressed in my robe and, uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers, on a weekday. You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked! I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about me here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that was me. Even if I am a lazy man, quite possibly the laziest in all of Sweden, which would place me high in the runnin' for laziest in Europe. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell.  Here's my point, dude, there's no fucking reason why I can't get a job and still I haven't gotten one, so congratulations, dude. If you will it, it is no dream.



I am going to take this and modify into into a prayer.
Fuckin 'a man.

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2009, 12:34:40 AM »
Hey Dudes, in these times of economic stress, in the parlance of our times, it's hard to find a job. I've looked all over, and so far had no luck. Then I put a prayer in to St. Dafino's shrine, and I believe good dude vibes have been sent my way.

The local bowling alley is hiring, what position I don't know, but I'll take anything. What I'm blathering about is, well, I was wonderin if my fellow Dudeists good send out their dudeist prayers/vibes/whathaveyou's towards me getting this job. It would really tie my life together.

Abide.

Dude, if you get the gig at the bowling alley you'll be working at one of the most dude like jobs on Earth, consider yourself favored by the dude spirit. I will chant for your success...abide.

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Re: A Dude in need
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2009, 04:26:56 PM »
Hey Dudes, in these times of economic stress, in the parlance of our times, it's hard to find a job. I've looked all over, and so far had no luck. Then I put a prayer in to St. Dafino's shrine, and I believe good dude vibes have been sent my way.

The local bowling alley is hiring, what position I don't know, but I'll take anything. What I'm blathering about is, well, I was wonderin if my fellow Dudeists good send out their dudeist prayers/vibes/whathaveyou's towards me getting this job. It would really tie my life together.

Abide.

Dude, if you get the gig at the bowling alley you'll be working at one of the most dude like jobs on Earth, consider yourself favored by the dude spirit. I will chant for your success...abide.

Well, I got it, so I guess I'm favored. Thanks for the vibes, man!

 

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