A Dude in need

Laughing Dude · January 06, 2009, 05:18:53 PM

Hey Dudes, in these times of economic stress, in the parlance of our times, it's hard to find a job. I've looked all over, and so far had no luck. Then I put a prayer in to St. Dafino's shrine, and I believe good dude vibes have been sent my way.

The local bowling alley is hiring, what position I don't know, but I'll take anything. What I'm blathering about is, well, I was wonderin if my fellow Dudeists good send out their dudeist prayers/vibes/whathaveyou's towards me getting this job. It would really tie my life together.

Abide.

digbys kid · January 06, 2009, 06:04:58 PM

fuckin' A, man...let's hope your prospective employer recognizes that you are the man for your time and place, that you fit right in there...

Laughing Dude · January 06, 2009, 08:30:15 PM

Quote from: digbys kid on January 06, 2009, 06:04:58 PM
fuckin' A, man...let's hope your prospective employer recognizes that you are the man for your time and place, that you fit right in there...

I like yerr style dude. Thanke.

SmokeytheBuddha · January 06, 2009, 09:48:53 PM

Umlebowskiuh...uummmlebowskiuuuuuhh...uuuuuuummmmmmmmlebowskiuuuuuuuuuuuuhh....

Laughing Dude · January 06, 2009, 10:32:00 PM

Quote from: SmokeytheBuddha on January 06, 2009, 09:48:53 PM
Umlebowskiuh...uummmlebowskiuuuuuhh...uuuuuuummmmmmmmlebowskiuuuuuuuuuuuuhh....

That some kind of eastern thing? Much obliged.

DirtDude · January 07, 2009, 12:44:23 AM

I'm glad to see you are doing what your parents did sir.

But seriously, this reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons. Isn't being a bowling alley employee Homer's dream job? Now there's a Great Dude in History!

Laughing Dude · January 07, 2009, 09:54:44 PM

Well dudes, fuckin a' man! Looks like the job is mine.

Went in, asked to speak to the manager. Looked at my application.

"Any hours?"

"Man, if you need me to come in at 3 in the morning to sweep the floors, I'll come in!" Hands the app to the other manager.

"You 18?"

"Even better, 19."

"It's a part time position, probably only the weekends."

"Hey, whatever I have to do."

"Alright, come in at 7:00 tommorow." Sure it's just the weekends NOW, but I'll make sure to post a little sign near the schedule.

QuoteNeed to call out? CALL ME.

Thanks for the vibes man. I could not have any negative energy brought in to the tournament. Keep em coming, so I can seal the deal!

Laughing Dude · January 09, 2009, 01:48:52 PM

Well dudes, fuckin 'a man....
I GOT THE JOB!
How fuckin dude is that? Easy ass job, hours given on "merit," and a laid back boss. I just wanna say thanks to you guys for drawing a line in the sand and helping a dude in need. I'll be sending vibes your way, man.

And thank you to St. Dafino's shrine!

SmokeytheBuddha · January 09, 2009, 07:08:17 PM

Cool...now go forth and express gratidude to our Special Lady.

always abides · January 15, 2009, 04:12:26 PM

laughing dude: I LOVE YOUR ANIMATED GIF

Laughing Dude · January 15, 2009, 06:29:41 PM

It holds a special place in my heart, and actually has an esoteric meaning behind it too.
And it's damn funny.

Lebukowski · January 19, 2009, 05:37:15 PM

Ah, fuckin' a, man, fuckin' a. I'm unemployed so I went out looking for a job dressed in my robe and, uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers, on a weekday. You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked! I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about me here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that was me. Even if I am a lazy man, quite possibly the laziest in all of Sweden, which would place me high in the runnin' for laziest in Europe. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. Here's my point, dude, there's no fucking reason why I can't get a job and still I haven't gotten one, so congratulations, dude. If you will it, it is no dream.

Laughing Dude · January 21, 2009, 01:31:39 PM

Quote from: Lebukowski on January 19, 2009, 05:37:15 PM
Ah, fuckin' a, man, fuckin' a. I'm unemployed so I went out looking for a job dressed in my robe and, uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers, on a weekday. You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked! I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about me here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that was me. Even if I am a lazy man, quite possibly the laziest in all of Sweden, which would place me high in the runnin' for laziest in Europe. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. Here's my point, dude, there's no fucking reason why I can't get a job and still I haven't gotten one, so congratulations, dude. If you will it, it is no dream.

I am going to take this and modify into into a prayer.
Fuckin 'a man.

DigitalBuddha · January 22, 2009, 12:34:40 AM

Quote from: Laughing Dude on January 06, 2009, 05:18:53 PM
Hey Dudes, in these times of economic stress, in the parlance of our times, it's hard to find a job. I've looked all over, and so far had no luck. Then I put a prayer in to St. Dafino's shrine, and I believe good dude vibes have been sent my way.

The local bowling alley is hiring, what position I don't know, but I'll take anything. What I'm blathering about is, well, I was wonderin if my fellow Dudeists good send out their dudeist prayers/vibes/whathaveyou's towards me getting this job. It would really tie my life together.

Abide.

Dude, if you get the gig at the bowling alley you'll be working at one of the most dude like jobs on Earth, consider yourself favored by the dude spirit. I will chant for your success...abide.

Laughing Dude · January 22, 2009, 04:26:56 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 22, 2009, 12:34:40 AM
Quote from: Laughing Dude on January 06, 2009, 05:18:53 PM
Hey Dudes, in these times of economic stress, in the parlance of our times, it's hard to find a job. I've looked all over, and so far had no luck. Then I put a prayer in to St. Dafino's shrine, and I believe good dude vibes have been sent my way.

The local bowling alley is hiring, what position I don't know, but I'll take anything. What I'm blathering about is, well, I was wonderin if my fellow Dudeists good send out their dudeist prayers/vibes/whathaveyou's towards me getting this job. It would really tie my life together.

Abide.

Dude, if you get the gig at the bowling alley you'll be working at one of the most dude like jobs on Earth, consider yourself favored by the dude spirit. I will chant for your success...abide.

Well, I got it, so I guess I'm favored. Thanks for the vibes, man!