A Dude in need

[DigitalBuddha]

Hey Dudes, in these times of economic stress, in the parlance of our times, it's hard to find a job. I've looked all over, and so far had no luck. Then I put a prayer in to St. Dafino's shrine, and I believe good dude vibes have been sent my way.

The local bowling alley is hiring, what position I don't know, but I'll take anything. What I'm blathering about is, well, I was wonderin if my fellow Dudeists good send out their dudeist prayers/vibes/whathaveyou's towards me getting this job. It would really tie my life together.

Abide.

Dude, if you get the gig at the bowling alley you'll be working at one of the most dude like jobs on Earth, consider yourself favored by the dude spirit. I will chant for your success...abide.

Well, I got it, so I guess I'm favored. Thanks for the vibes, man!

Far out, man, far fucking out. Sounds like a righteous gig.

But you won't be working on Shabas, will ya? Shomer shabbas, Shomer fucking shabbas.