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revpurdy

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JESUS had a special lady friend
« on: September 19, 2012, 11:19:51 AM »
some new shit has come to lite pointing at the fact that Jesus (Christ) may have in fact been married. wonder if they conceived or where trying to?

article: http://www.telegram.com/article/20120919/NEWS/109199840/1160/SPECIALSECTIONS04&source=rss


regardless in a bad joke i cant help but say i bet the sex was a religious experience 
« Last Edit: September 19, 2012, 11:23:12 AM by revpurdy »

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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2012, 12:55:20 PM »
"...written in the fourth century...."
Most everything we have been told about The Jesus was written like 400 years after he was supposed to have lived. The JC the Christians worship never existed...he's a fabrication...no more Real than The Dude is.
What little "actual facts" that has been dug up from the history of his time tell us he was actually a Buddhist....it's true...it's on the Internet! 8)
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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2012, 01:19:49 PM »
True I know that as well but don't try exsplaning that to chatlics
« Last Edit: September 19, 2012, 01:21:27 PM by revpurdy »

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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2012, 02:05:21 PM »
heh , I read about that. What to say..every guy has to relieve himself one way or another !

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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2012, 04:28:20 PM »
No body fucks with the Jesus! ;)


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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 05:07:03 PM »
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"...written in the fourth century...."
Most everything we have been told about The Jesus was written like 400 years after he was supposed to have lived. The JC the Christians worship never existed...he's a fabrication...no more Real than The Dude is.
What little "actual facts" that has been dug up from the history of his time tell us he was actually a Buddhist....it's true...it's on the Internet!

Absolutely!

JC is an allegory ... a fable....not one shred of evidence in history to prove he existed.

The dude is more tangible than JC and he's just a made up story too! :)

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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 06:50:48 PM »
some new shit has come to lite pointing at the fact that Jesus (Christ) may have in fact been married. wonder if they conceived or where trying to?

Actually technically for Jesus to be refereed to as Rabbi by tradition he would have to had been married.
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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2012, 07:01:05 PM »
some new shit has come to lite pointing at the fact that Jesus (Christ) may have in fact been married. wonder if they conceived or where trying to?

Actually technically for Jesus to be refereed to as Rabbi by tradition he would have to had been married.

And 50 or over, as far as I know.

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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2012, 08:25:05 PM »
Indeed the Jesus is a mystery as is his history. The only "historical" reference we really have of him is a brief, in fact so brief, a mention by Flavius Josephus that it's practically inconsequential, making some wonder if it wasn't a later addition to Mr. Josephus's writings by someone trying to edit history.

Although I totally dig the Jesus' style and would totally dig it if he had a wife.

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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2012, 08:38:20 PM »
I shall give you a Jesus scenario.

21st  Century..September.

This total dude with long hair and a pretty unkempt beard...kicks off in a church/temple/mosque/synagogue/ etc!

I reckon he'd be crucified/humiliated/stoned/castigated...etc.!

Did not happen!

A fable. A tale. A story. A made up man for a time and place....the bible is darker than a steers tookus at midnight. and full of bullshit!

I could write better sci fi than this! :)

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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2012, 10:47:26 PM »
Dude, If sex isn't a religious experience, you must be doing it wrong!

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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2012, 11:50:04 PM »
Dude, If sex isn't a religious experience, you must be doing it wrong!

Finnaly some one went with the joke lol

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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2012, 05:46:05 PM »
Let's assume the Christians are right about him being the literal son of God.
Let's assume he did the wild monkey dance with a chick.

What did he say during orgasm? I'm thinking "Oh, Dad!!!" might spoil the mood for her.

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Re: JESUS had a special lady friend
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2012, 07:15:23 PM »
Let's assume the Christians are right about him being the literal son of God.
Let's assume he did the wild monkey dance with a chick.

What did he say during orgasm? I'm thinking "Oh, Dad!!!" might spoil the mood for her.




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The religious: oh god! Oh god!
The positive:  oh yes! Oh yes!
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