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Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« on: July 21, 2008, 03:00:44 PM »
 ;D Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug? Do you speak fucking English?  Parla usted Inglese?  I'll say it again.  Did we urinate on your rug? Hello!  Hello!  So every time--I just want to understand this, sir--every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair message board, we have to compensate the bum--You're just looking for a handout like every other--are you employed, Mr. Deraldostein? Do you have a job, Sir?

Your "revolution" is over, Mr. Deraldostein! Condolences! The bums lost!!

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2008, 03:10:32 PM »
Hey, cool it Waldo.
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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2008, 03:46:52 PM »
Four dollars here!...almost five!
Dime Sandra. Que ridiculo!!

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2008, 05:04:45 PM »
 ;D Where's my goddamn money, you bum?!

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2008, 06:20:05 PM »
 No Donny, Waldo's a coward

He took Mr Lebowski's legs and gave them to some chinaman..at less than retail

It's Brandt at uh, Mr. Lewboski's, and I assure we're not upset about the legs

But that creep can roll

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2008, 04:41:02 PM »
I'm saying farewell friends, if you even liked me, for this is MY LAST POST, I'm deleting my account in 17 minutes from now and you guys/gals can't stop me!


Oh, and I am a Jew, Turtle
« Last Edit: July 22, 2008, 04:43:08 PM by Waldo Deraldostein »

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2008, 04:43:18 PM »
Man, just take it easy, we can start all over again and we can be friends, nobodys gonna hurts you Waldo, really
Dime Sandra. Que ridiculo!!

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2008, 04:58:49 PM »
My computer is saying 2 minutes! My fingers on the trigger!


Turtle I'm still a Jew!

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2008, 05:01:17 PM »
Hah, Hah, Hah!


[move]Bang! Bang! Bang![/move]

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2008, 05:06:06 PM »
Hy God!  he shot himself, Walter!
Dime Sandra. Que ridiculo!!

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2008, 07:19:35 PM »
I'm saying farewell friends, if you even liked me, for this is MY LAST POST, I'm deleting my account in 17 minutes from now and you guys/gals can't stop me!


Oh, and I am a Jew, Turtle

Waldo just couldn't abide. :'( Alas for poooooorrrrrrrrr Waldo.

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2008, 07:43:44 PM »
I'm saying farewell friends, if you even liked me, for this is MY LAST POST, I'm deleting my account in 17 minutes from now and you guys/gals can't stop me!


Oh, and I am a Jew, Turtle


You are not Jewish, sir, I'm Jewish, or was Jewish before I converted to Dudeism.
Even so, its not like you turn in your library card, get a new life, stop being Jewish....with 2000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you, sir, Waldo, are a smear upon our tradition.
And you spelled Oy Vay wrong.

Oivey! Let's not be hard on the Earthling, I've only seen Lebowski a couple of times and not even the whole way through each time. Combined all three times, I had seen the whole movie, but COME ON.

And I'm pretty sure your wife was not killed by an Ohio Nazi congregation:

Thanks D. Thanks for bringing up the fact that my wife was killed by an Ohio Nazi congregation. :'(

No, sir, you are not Jewish, you are just another compulsive liar taking us for the proverbial ride and I called your game in the beginning, you anti-semite.
You get your kicks by trying to piss everybody off, and at the same time trumpet that you are a Jew, thereby getting more kicks by shifting the blame onto a race/religion that you don't like. Very undude.

Consider this case solved.
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2008, 08:08:54 PM »
I'm sorry, I was'nt listening

Just keep your jerk off self out of my beach forum

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2008, 10:47:28 PM »
Personally, I doubt that Waldo jerked off manually.  ;D

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Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2008, 10:17:07 AM »
In fact Dudes, Waldo needs to find a cash mahine...urgent.
Dime Sandra. Que ridiculo!!

 

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