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Title: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 21, 2008, 03:00:44 PM
 ;D Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug? Do you speak fucking English?  Parla usted Inglese?  I'll say it again.  Did we urinate on your rug? Hello!  Hello!  So every time--I just want to understand this, sir--every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair message board, we have to compensate the bum--You're just looking for a handout like every other--are you employed, Mr. Deraldostein? Do you have a job, Sir?

Your "revolution" is over, Mr. Deraldostein! Condolences! The bums lost!!
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Andrea D. on July 21, 2008, 03:10:32 PM
Hey, cool it Waldo.
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Andrea D. on July 21, 2008, 03:46:52 PM
Four dollars here!...almost five!
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 21, 2008, 05:04:45 PM
 ;D Where's my goddamn money, you bum?!
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 06:20:05 PM
 No Donny, Waldo's a coward

He took Mr Lebowski's legs and gave them to some chinaman..at less than retail

It's Brandt at uh, Mr. Lewboski's, and I assure we're not upset about the legs

But that creep can roll
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 22, 2008, 04:41:02 PM
I'm saying farewell friends, if you even liked me, for this is MY LAST POST, I'm deleting my account in 17 minutes from now and you guys/gals can't stop me!


Oh, and I am a Jew, Turtle
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 04:43:18 PM
Man, just take it easy, we can start all over again and we can be friends, nobodys gonna hurts you Waldo, really
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 22, 2008, 04:58:49 PM
My computer is saying 2 minutes! My fingers on the trigger!


Turtle I'm still a Jew!
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 22, 2008, 05:01:17 PM
Hah, Hah, Hah!


[move]Bang! Bang! Bang![/move]
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 05:06:06 PM
Hy God!  he shot himself, Walter!
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 07:19:35 PM
I'm saying farewell friends, if you even liked me, for this is MY LAST POST, I'm deleting my account in 17 minutes from now and you guys/gals can't stop me!


Oh, and I am a Jew, Turtle

Waldo just couldn't abide. :'( Alas for poooooorrrrrrrrr Waldo.
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 07:43:44 PM
I'm saying farewell friends, if you even liked me, for this is MY LAST POST, I'm deleting my account in 17 minutes from now and you guys/gals can't stop me!


Oh, and I am a Jew, Turtle


You are not Jewish, sir, I'm Jewish, or was Jewish before I converted to Dudeism.
Even so, its not like you turn in your library card, get a new life, stop being Jewish....with 2000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you, sir, Waldo, are a smear upon our tradition.
And you spelled Oy Vay wrong.

Oivey! Let's not be hard on the Earthling, I've only seen Lebowski a couple of times and not even the whole way through each time. Combined all three times, I had seen the whole movie, but COME ON.

And I'm pretty sure your wife was not killed by an Ohio Nazi congregation:

Thanks D. Thanks for bringing up the fact that my wife was killed by an Ohio Nazi congregation. :'(

No, sir, you are not Jewish, you are just another compulsive liar taking us for the proverbial ride and I called your game in the beginning, you anti-semite.
You get your kicks by trying to piss everybody off, and at the same time trumpet that you are a Jew, thereby getting more kicks by shifting the blame onto a race/religion that you don't like. Very undude.

Consider this case solved.
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: brandt on July 22, 2008, 08:08:54 PM
I'm sorry, I was'nt listening

Just keep your jerk off self out of my beach forum
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 10:47:28 PM
Personally, I doubt that Waldo jerked off manually.  ;D
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Andrea D. on July 23, 2008, 10:17:07 AM
In fact Dudes, Waldo needs to find a cash mahine...urgent.
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Dude1967 on July 23, 2008, 10:25:44 AM
In fact Dudes, Waldo needs to find a cash mahine...urgent.
even Bunny wouldn't do Waldo
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Andrea D. on July 23, 2008, 10:28:52 AM
In fact Dudes, Waldo needs to find a cash mahine...urgent.
even Bunny wouldn't do Waldo

Fucking a
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:35:39 AM
He's got a rash AND he can complain
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 23, 2008, 11:59:50 AM
In fact Dudes, Waldo needs to find a cash mahine...urgent.

He seems to post compulsively and without joy.
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Turtle on July 23, 2008, 02:37:31 PM
In fact Dudes, Waldo needs to find a cash mahine...urgent.

He seems to post compulsively and without joy.

Hahahahahahahaha....perfect description.

Dudes, I got home yesterday to find an email from Waldo in my personal gmail email box where
he shot off some more bush-league psychotic stuff, first it freaked me out a little, but then I just realized that it's really very sad and I feel sorry for him. But hey, life goes on man. Erhhmm, I need to figure out how to hide my email address.
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Andrea D. on July 23, 2008, 02:55:48 PM
In fact Dudes, Waldo needs to find a cash mahine...urgent.

He seems to post compulsively and without joy.

Hahahahahahahaha....perfect description.

Dudes, I got home yesterday to find an email from Waldo in my personal gmail email box where
he shot off some more bush-league psychotic stuff, first it freaked me out a little, but then I just realized that it's really very sad and I feel sorry for him. But hey, life goes on man. Erhhmm, I need to figure out how to hide my email address.

What???? he sent you a personal email?.Maybe he's a psyco killer or something. :-\
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Turtle on July 23, 2008, 02:57:38 PM
Thanks Dudette, that makes me feel better.  :-\
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Andrea D. on July 23, 2008, 02:59:01 PM
Thanks Dudette, that makes me feel better.  :-\
Hahahahaha, sorry...hahahahaha. :D
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Turtle on July 23, 2008, 03:02:14 PM
Thank you Dudette, that makes me feel very secure, makes me feel very warm inside.
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Andrea D. on July 23, 2008, 03:10:19 PM
Do you think he can come back? Maybe we can talk with Walter you know, he have an Uzi, he was on Nam.
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Turtle on July 23, 2008, 09:28:56 PM
Who needs an Uzi when you got Sunglasses.   8)
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:36:21 PM
That's interesting, man..very interesting

If I were you, man I'd take it easy and stay out of North Hollywood, especially NEAR the In and Out Burger
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 23, 2008, 11:05:43 PM
In fact Dudes, Waldo needs to find a cash mahine...urgent.

He seems to post compulsively and without joy.

Hahahahahahahaha....perfect description.

Dudes, I got home yesterday to find an email from Waldo in my personal gmail email box where
he shot off some more bush-league psychotic stuff, first it freaked me out a little, but then I just realized that it's really very sad and I feel sorry for him. But hey, life goes on man. Erhhmm, I need to figure out how to hide my email address.

Holy shit, Waldo is a compulsive fornicator! Jesus! Just be careful when you take a bath, T-dude, you never know who might break in with a Marmot......hey, like, this is a private residence, Waldo.  ;D
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: Turtle on July 24, 2008, 02:40:57 AM
Yeah for real dudes. The guy pissed on my email.
And it was a valued email dude.
Title: Re: Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?
Post by: brandt on July 24, 2008, 10:32:10 AM
Dude, get a new email and use the old one for the ringer, the whites, so it does'nt look empty