Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug?

[DigitalBuddha]

  Waldo dude...Did we urinate on your rug? Do you speak fucking English?  Parla usted Inglese?  I'll say it again.  Did we urinate on your rug? Hello!  Hello!  So every time--I just want to understand this, sir--every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair message board, we have to compensate the bum--You're just looking for a handout like every other--are you employed, Mr. Deraldostein? Do you have a job, Sir?

Your "revolution" is over, Mr. Deraldostein! Condolences! The bums lost!!

[Andrea D.]

Hey, cool it Waldo.

[Andrea D.]

Four dollars here!...almost five!

[DigitalBuddha]

  Where's my goddamn money, you bum?!

[brandt]

 No Donny, Waldo's a coward

He took Mr Lebowski's legs and gave them to some chinaman..at less than retail

It's Brandt at uh, Mr. Lewboski's, and I assure we're not upset about the legs

But that creep can roll

[Waldo Deraldo]

I'm saying farewell friends, if you even liked me, for this is MY LAST POST, I'm deleting my account in 17 minutes from now and you guys/gals can't stop me!


Oh, and I am a Jew, Turtle

[Andrea D.]

Man, just take it easy, we can start all over again and we can be friends, nobodys gonna hurts you Waldo, really

[Waldo Deraldo]

My computer is saying 2 minutes! My fingers on the trigger!


Turtle I'm still a Jew!

[Waldo Deraldo]

Hah, Hah, Hah!


[move]Bang! Bang! Bang![/move]

[Andrea D.]

Hy God!  he shot himself, Walter!

[DigitalBuddha]

I'm saying farewell friends, if you even liked me, for this is MY LAST POST, I'm deleting my account in 17 minutes from now and you guys/gals can't stop me!


Oh, and I am a Jew, Turtle

Waldo just couldn't abide. Alas for poooooorrrrrrrrr Waldo.

[Turtle]

I'm saying farewell friends, if you even liked me, for this is MY LAST POST, I'm deleting my account in 17 minutes from now and you guys/gals can't stop me!


Oh, and I am a Jew, Turtle

You are not Jewish, sir, I'm Jewish, or was Jewish before I converted to Dudeism.
Even so, its not like you turn in your library card, get a new life, stop being Jewish....with 2000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you, sir, Waldo, are a smear upon our tradition.
And you spelled Oy Vay wrong.

Oivey! Let's not be hard on the Earthling, I've only seen Lebowski a couple of times and not even the whole way through each time. Combined all three times, I had seen the whole movie, but COME ON.

And I'm pretty sure your wife was not killed by an Ohio Nazi congregation:

Thanks D. Thanks for bringing up the fact that my wife was killed by an Ohio Nazi congregation.

No, sir, you are not Jewish, you are just another compulsive liar taking us for the proverbial ride and I called your game in the beginning, you anti-semite.
You get your kicks by trying to piss everybody off, and at the same time trumpet that you are a Jew, thereby getting more kicks by shifting the blame onto a race/religion that you don't like. Very undude.

Consider this case solved.

[brandt]

I'm sorry, I was'nt listening

Just keep your jerk off self out of my beach forum

[DigitalBuddha]

Personally, I doubt that Waldo jerked off manually. 

[Andrea D.]

In fact Dudes, Waldo needs to find a cash mahine...urgent.