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[Waldo Deraldo]

Hey awesome place! Hopefully I'll make some friends. Though, with how its going probably not.

[DigitalBuddha]

Hey awesome place! Hopefully I'll make some friends. Though, with how its going probably not.

You're just looking for a handout like every other--are you employed, Mr. Deraldostein?

Dude, get your fucking head out of your toilet (grab your sunglasses, they're down there, somewhere) and read my fucking post to you at http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?topic=327.15

And, dude, you don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday, do ya?

[Waldo Deraldo]

D-, I have a job, (you asked), I'm a school teacher with a degree from Yale. Oh, and an Armani suit isn't good attire anymore?

[brandt]

That's interesting man, that's very interesting...but what in God's name are you blathering about?

Has any new shit come to light?

[Waldo Deraldo]

Sigh..., no brandt, you see, first he asked if I was employed, then he asked if I go out and make a living dressed like that, maybe implying that I had shaby clothing. Even though that was a line from the movie, I felt that I needed to answer it.

[Turtle]

Bummer man, thats a bummer.

[brandt]

What a baby

Do you need some cheese with that wine or will you "JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?

It's Brandt, at uh, Mr. Lewbowski's, and I can assure you we have no Idea in God's name what you are blathering about.

What's your problem, Man, You are employed , sir!

You think the carpet pissers did this?

[DigitalBuddha]

D-, I have a job, (you asked), I'm a school teacher with a degree from Yale. Oh, and an Armani suit isn't good attire anymore?

college?.............

Well, yeah I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various, um, administration buildings----smoking thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC----and bowling.  I'll tell you the truth, Waldo, I don't remember most of it....even though I did get a MBA.

[DigitalBuddha]

Sigh..., no brandt, you see, first he asked if I was employed, then he asked if I go out and make a living dressed like that, maybe implying that I had shaby clothing. Even though that was a line from the movie, I felt that I needed to answer it.

Far out.

[brandt]

What's wrong with Waldo, Dude?

[DigitalBuddha]

What's wrong with Waldo, Dude?

It's all pretty harmless.  I mean Waldo probably kidnapped himself. 

[brandt]

They're gonna kill that poor Waldo

[DigitalBuddha]

They're gonna kill that poor Waldo

Little matter to me that Waldo chose to pursue a career in pornography, nor that he has been "banging" Jackie Treehorn     

[brandt]

Hello Waldo, I'm Jackie Treehorn

[DigitalBuddha]

Nice place you got here, completely unspoiled.