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Hey awesome place! Hopefully I'll make some friends. Though, with how its going probably not.

Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 18, 2008, 09:04:14 PM
Hey awesome place! Hopefully I'll make some friends. Though, with how its going probably not.

You're just looking for a handout like every other--are you employed, Mr. Deraldostein?

Dude, get your fucking head out of your toilet (grab your sunglasses, they're down there, somewhere) and read my fucking post to you at http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?topic=327.15

And, dude, you don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday, do ya?

D-, I have a job, (you asked), I'm a school teacher with a degree from Yale. Oh, and an Armani suit isn't good attire anymore?

That's interesting man, that's very interesting...but what in God's name are you blathering about?

Has any new shit come to light?

Sigh..., no brandt, you see, first he asked if I was employed, then he asked if I go out and make a living dressed like that, maybe implying that I had shaby clothing. Even though that was a line from the movie, I felt that I needed to answer it.

Bummer man, thats a bummer.

What a baby

Do you need some cheese with that wine or will you "JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?

It's Brandt, at uh, Mr. Lewbowski's, and I can assure you we have no Idea in God's name what you are blathering about.

What's your problem, Man, You are employed , sir!

You think the carpet pissers did this?

Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 19, 2008, 11:31:13 AM
D-, I have a job, (you asked), I'm a school teacher with a degree from Yale. Oh, and an Armani suit isn't good attire anymore?

college?.............

Well, yeah I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various, um, administration buildings----smoking thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC----and bowling.  I'll tell you the truth, Waldo, I don't remember most of it....even though I did get a MBA.

Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 20, 2008, 04:37:00 PM
Sigh..., no brandt, you see, first he asked if I was employed, then he asked if I go out and make a living dressed like that, maybe implying that I had shaby clothing. Even though that was a line from the movie, I felt that I needed to answer it.

Far out.

What's wrong with Waldo, Dude?

Quote from: brandt on July 21, 2008, 01:22:36 AM
What's wrong with Waldo, Dude?

It's all pretty harmless.  I mean Waldo probably kidnapped himself. 

They're gonna kill that poor Waldo

Quote from: brandt on July 21, 2008, 01:55:39 AM
They're gonna kill that poor Waldo

Little matter to me that Waldo chose to pursue a career in pornography, nor that he has been "banging" Jackie Treehorn     

Hello Waldo, I'm Jackie Treehorn

Nice place you got here, completely unspoiled.