Welcome to the Dudeism.com forum

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

And a good day to You, Sir !!

Bars over there.

[dudekooldown]

dude, i am a brand new dude and want to learn as much as possible!!!!
can any one tell me about dudeism. i know that its main message thing is to just chill out and go with the flow of life but dude, like is there anything else that i NEED to know?

[brandt]

dude, i am a brand new dude and want to learn as much as possible!!!!
can any one tell me about dudeism. i know that its main message thing is to just chill out and go with the flow of life but dude, like is there anything else that i NEED to know?

Don't let the stress do your talkin'
Have a lady friend, not necessarily special
Get a decent rug
Always have access to a cash machine
And let's not forget, let's not forget SHUT THE FUCK UP
I'm sure there are others but durn, lost my train of thought
Brandt will fill you in on the details
Never run out of Kahlua.....and your troubles are over Dude. Am I wrong?, okay then

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Mark it 8, dude;
take any rug in the place;
and keep your ugly goldbrickin ass out of my beach community!

[Chris Real]

Yo,

Chris Real here, recently ordained Dudeist Priest.

I like girls and guitars and Jack Daniels.

That is all, I'm a fucking cartoon character. 

Good to be aboard dudes.

[karlhungus]

they just let me out of prison and into your forum.  i've seen the BL 1000x.  i always cry when they scatter donny's ashes.  and i'm a grown man...who knows it's only a movie.  should i seek counseling?

[brandt]

they just let me out of prison and into your forum.  i've seen the BL 1000x.  i always cry when they scatter donny's ashes.  and i'm a grown man...who knows it's only a movie.  should i seek counseling?

Grown men cry, grown men cry
Of course your joking
Counseling? What day is this?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Brandt will fill you in on the details

[DigitalBuddha]

they just let me out of prison and into your forum.  i've seen the BL 1000x.  i always cry when they scatter donny's ashes.  and i'm a grown man...who knows it's only a movie.  should i seek counseling?

Grown men cry, grown men cry
Of course your joking
Counseling? What day is this?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Brandt will fill you in on the details

That's a bummer, man.

[karlhungus]

i may cry, but ah am expert.  thass why they call me.

[LedZap]

It was a long trip...but I finally got here. Where's the bar ?

[SmokeytheBuddha]

It was a long trip...but I finally got here. Where's the bar ?

Got any Kahlua?

[DigitalBuddha]

It was a long trip...but I finally got here. Where's the bar ?

Well well well, how the hell are ya, LZ? Good to see you on Dudeism, mang. Welcome. Bar's over there, grab a White Russian and enjoy! 

[FuckinA]

Yo, I'm new here. A lazy fellow from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. Not new into Dudeism though. Enjoying the forum with an oat soda, takin' er easy.

[brandt]

Yo, I'm new here. A lazy fellow from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. Not new into Dudeism though. Enjoying the forum with an oat soda, takin' er easy.

As a wiser fella than myself once said, Bar's over there.....and uh, mind if I do a J?

[Caesar dude]

Hi fellow dudes...it's taken me some while to register here...kept forgettin' 

I'm in2 taking life easy and spreading some peace and love around...like to chill with my music and cats and any lady friends who wish to pass by. So if you're into my brand of culture I say hello and hey dude pass the spliff.

Love n light dudes.