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[sufidude]

Nice pad, where's the John?

[BullPenisSalesman]

Hey Brothers and Sisters,

Before you give me crap for having too much time on my hands, take a moment to dwell on this new word I made up:

 

dude-i?satt?va [ dude-i s?tva ] (plural dude-hi-satt-vas)
 

noun
 
 
 
Definition:
 
 
 
Dudeist deity: in Dudeism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment and tranquility worthy of Nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others abide
 
[Late 19th century. < Modern English dude "one who abides" + Sanskrit sattva "being, reality"]
 

 
 
 
This is the word I modified to make dudeisattva:
 
 
bo?dhi?satt?va [ bodi s?tva ] (plural bo?dhi?satt?vas)


noun 
 
Definition:
 
Buddhist deity: in Buddhism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment worthy of nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others

 
[Early 19th century. < Sanskrit bodhi "perfect knowledge" + sattva "being, reality"]
 
 
Sincerely,
Gary Allison
Dudeisattva of the High Desert and Bull Penis Salesman
 
"Just take it easy, man!"

[Dude1967]

Hey Brothers and Sisters,

Before you give me crap for having too much time on my hands, take a moment to dwell on this new word I made up:

 

dude-i?satt?va [ dude-i s?tva ] (plural dude-hi-satt-vas)
 

noun
 
 
 
Definition:
 
 
 
Dudeist deity: in Dudeism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment and tranquility worthy of Nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others abide
 
[Late 19th century. < Modern English dude "one who abides" + Sanskrit sattva "being, reality"]
 

 
 
 
This is the word I modified to make dudeisattva:
 
 
bo?dhi?satt?va [ bodi s?tva ] (plural bo?dhi?satt?vas)


noun 
 
Definition:
 
Buddhist deity: in Buddhism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment worthy of nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others

 
[Early 19th century. < Sanskrit bodhi "perfect knowledge" + sattva "being, reality"]
 
 
Sincerely,
Gary Allison
Dudeisattva of the High Desert and Bull Penis Salesman
 
"Just take it easy, man!"

Her life is in your hands, Dude.  And report back to us as soon as it's done.

[digbys kid]

Hey Brothers and Sisters,

Before you give me crap for having too much time on my hands, take a moment to dwell on this new word I made up:

 

dude-i?satt?va [ dude-i s?tva ] (plural dude-hi-satt-vas)
 

noun
 
 
 
Definition:
 
 
 
Dudeist deity: in Dudeism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment and tranquility worthy of Nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others abide
 
[Late 19th century. < Modern English dude "one who abides" + Sanskrit sattva "being, reality"]
 

 
 
 
This is the word I modified to make dudeisattva:
 
 
bo?dhi?satt?va [ bodi s?tva ] (plural bo?dhi?satt?vas)


noun 
 
Definition:
 
Buddhist deity: in Buddhism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment worthy of nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others

 
[Early 19th century. < Sanskrit bodhi "perfect knowledge" + sattva "being, reality"]
 
 
Sincerely,
Gary Allison
Dudeisattva of the High Desert and Bull Penis Salesman
 
"Just take it easy, man!"

Her life is in your hands, Dude.  And report back to us as soon as it's done.

Oh shit, man, don't say that, man!

[sufidude]

Dudeist deity: in Dudeism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment and tranquility worthy of Nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others abide
Sincerely,
Gary Allison
Dudeisattva of the High Desert and Bull Penis Salesman

If you will it dude, it is no dream- unless you're Vishnu. A Dudeisattva is kind of like an abiding light among the uptight.

[brandt]

Hey Brothers and Sisters,

Before you give me crap for having too much time on my hands, take a moment to dwell on this new word I made up:

 

dude-i?satt?va [ dude-i s?tva ] (plural dude-hi-satt-vas)
 

noun
 
 
 
Definition:
 
 
 
Dudeist deity: in Dudeism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment and tranquility worthy of Nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others abide
 
[Late 19th century. < Modern English dude "one who abides" + Sanskrit sattva "being, reality"]
 

 
 
 
This is the word I modified to make dudeisattva:
 
 
bo?dhi?satt?va [ bodi s?tva ] (plural bo?dhi?satt?vas)


noun 
 
Definition:
 
Buddhist deity: in Buddhism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment worthy of nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others

 
[Early 19th century. < Sanskrit bodhi "perfect knowledge" + sattva "being, reality"]
 
 
Sincerely,
Gary Allison
Dudeisattva of the High Desert and Bull Penis Salesman
 
"Just take it easy, man!"

Her life is in your hands, Dude.  And report back to us as soon as it's done.

You said it yourself Dude, she kidnapped that word.

[TravisE]

I abide, therefore I... um, abide.  Yeah.

[Dude1967]

I abide, therefore I... um, abide.  Yeah.

I abide, therefore I'll have another caucasian, Gary

[TravisE]

I abide, therefore I'll have another caucasian, Gary

Proper. 

[NJABIDES85]

hey to everyone here at the forum. i just got ordained and am eagerly awaiting my certificate! who here could suggest a good form of meditation for a beginner looking to take it easy? waiting to abide-

[TravisE]

hey to everyone here at the forum. i just got ordained and am eagerly awaiting my certificate! who here could suggest a good form of meditation for a beginner looking to take it easy? waiting to abide-

Shikan-taza.  Zen style meditation.  Translates to "Just(!) sitting."  So, like just sit there. Can't get much more abiding than that.

[DigitalBuddha]

hey to everyone here at the forum. i just got ordained and am eagerly awaiting my certificate! who here could suggest a good form of meditation for a beginner looking to take it easy? waiting to abide-

Shikan-taza.  Zen style meditation.  Translates to "Just(!) sitting."  So, like just sit there. Can't get much more abiding than that.

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

[brandt]

hey to everyone here at the forum. i just got ordained and am eagerly awaiting my certificate! who here could suggest a good form of meditation for a beginner looking to take it easy? waiting to abide-

try zee linginburry pancakes and shree pigs in blahnkit...dios mios, they'll fuck you up

[Drugo]

Hi all dudeists... I would like to know if there are some of you in california... I'm an italian Dude and in few time I'll be there, I would to meet some other dudeists... please answer tanks you!

[TravisE]

Shikan-taza.  Zen style meditation.  Translates to "Just(!) sitting."  So, like just sit there. Can't get much more abiding than that.

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

Far from... oh, wait... Shit yeah!