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Hey Brothers and Sisters,

Before you give me crap for having too much time on my hands, take a moment to dwell on this new word I made up:



dude-i?satt?va [ dude-i s?tva ] (plural dude-hi-satt-vas)


noun



Definition:



Dudeist deity: in Dudeism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment and tranquility worthy of Nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others abide

[Late 19th century. < Modern English dude "one who abides" + Sanskrit sattva "being, reality"]





This is the word I modified to make dudeisattva:


bo?dhi?satt?va [ bodi s?tva ] (plural bo?dhi?satt?vas)


noun 

Definition:
 
Buddhist deity: in Buddhism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment worthy of nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others


[Early 19th century. < Sanskrit bodhi "perfect knowledge" + sattva "being, reality"]


Sincerely,
Gary Allison
Dudeisattva of the High Desert and Bull Penis Salesman

"Just take it easy, man!"

Quote from: BullPenisSalesman on June 27, 2009, 04:07:17 PM
Hey Brothers and Sisters,

Before you give me crap for having too much time on my hands, take a moment to dwell on this new word I made up:



dude-i?satt?va [ dude-i s?tva ] (plural dude-hi-satt-vas)


noun



Definition:



Dudeist deity: in Dudeism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment and tranquility worthy of Nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others abide

[Late 19th century. < Modern English dude "one who abides" + Sanskrit sattva "being, reality"]





This is the word I modified to make dudeisattva:


bo?dhi?satt?va [ bodi s?tva ] (plural bo?dhi?satt?vas)


noun 

Definition:
 
Buddhist deity: in Buddhism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment worthy of nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others


[Early 19th century. < Sanskrit bodhi "perfect knowledge" + sattva "being, reality"]


Sincerely,
Gary Allison
Dudeisattva of the High Desert and Bull Penis Salesman

"Just take it easy, man!"

Her life is in your hands, Dude.  And report back to us as soon as it's done.

Quote from: Dude1967 on June 27, 2009, 04:41:28 PM

Quote from: BullPenisSalesman on June 27, 2009, 04:07:17 PM
Hey Brothers and Sisters,

Before you give me crap for having too much time on my hands, take a moment to dwell on this new word I made up:



dude-i?satt?va [ dude-i s?tva ] (plural dude-hi-satt-vas)


noun



Definition:



Dudeist deity: in Dudeism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment and tranquility worthy of Nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others abide

[Late 19th century. < Modern English dude "one who abides" + Sanskrit sattva "being, reality"]





This is the word I modified to make dudeisattva:


bo?dhi?satt?va [ bodi s?tva ] (plural bo?dhi?satt?vas)


noun 

Definition:
 
Buddhist deity: in Buddhism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment worthy of nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others


[Early 19th century. < Sanskrit bodhi "perfect knowledge" + sattva "being, reality"]


Sincerely,
Gary Allison
Dudeisattva of the High Desert and Bull Penis Salesman

"Just take it easy, man!"

Her life is in your hands, Dude.  And report back to us as soon as it's done.

Oh shit, man, don't say that, man!

Quote from: BullPenisSalesman on June 27, 2009, 04:07:17 PM
Dudeist deity: in Dudeism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment and tranquility worthy of Nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others abide
Sincerely,
Gary Allison
Dudeisattva of the High Desert and Bull Penis Salesman

If you will it dude, it is no dream- unless you're Vishnu. A Dudeisattva is kind of like an abiding light among the uptight.

Quote from: Dude1967 on June 27, 2009, 04:41:28 PM

Quote from: BullPenisSalesman on June 27, 2009, 04:07:17 PM
Hey Brothers and Sisters,

Before you give me crap for having too much time on my hands, take a moment to dwell on this new word I made up:



dude-i?satt?va [ dude-i s?tva ] (plural dude-hi-satt-vas)


noun



Definition:



Dudeist deity: in Dudeism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment and tranquility worthy of Nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others abide

[Late 19th century. < Modern English dude "one who abides" + Sanskrit sattva "being, reality"]





This is the word I modified to make dudeisattva:


bo?dhi?satt?va [ bodi s?tva ] (plural bo?dhi?satt?vas)


noun 

Definition:
 
Buddhist deity: in Buddhism, a deity or being who has attained enlightenment worthy of nirvana but who remains in the human world to help others


[Early 19th century. < Sanskrit bodhi "perfect knowledge" + sattva "being, reality"]


Sincerely,
Gary Allison
Dudeisattva of the High Desert and Bull Penis Salesman

"Just take it easy, man!"

Her life is in your hands, Dude.  And report back to us as soon as it's done.

You said it yourself Dude, she kidnapped that word.

I abide, therefore I... um, abide.  Yeah.

Quote from: TravisE on July 24, 2009, 10:11:54 PM
I abide, therefore I... um, abide.  Yeah.

I abide, therefore I'll have another caucasian, Gary

Quote from: Dude1967 on July 25, 2009, 01:37:54 PM
I abide, therefore I'll have another caucasian, Gary

Proper. 

hey to everyone here at the forum. i just got ordained and am eagerly awaiting my certificate! who here could suggest a good form of meditation for a beginner looking to take it easy? waiting to abide-

Quote from: NJABIDES85 on September 25, 2009, 10:39:43 AM
hey to everyone here at the forum. i just got ordained and am eagerly awaiting my certificate! who here could suggest a good form of meditation for a beginner looking to take it easy? waiting to abide-

Shikan-taza.  Zen style meditation.  Translates to "Just(!) sitting."  So, like just sit there. Can't get much more abiding than that.

Quote from: TravisE on September 25, 2009, 01:43:59 PM

Quote from: NJABIDES85 on September 25, 2009, 10:39:43 AM
hey to everyone here at the forum. i just got ordained and am eagerly awaiting my certificate! who here could suggest a good form of meditation for a beginner looking to take it easy? waiting to abide-

Shikan-taza.  Zen style meditation.  Translates to "Just(!) sitting."  So, like just sit there. Can't get much more abiding than that.

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

Quote from: NJABIDES85 on September 25, 2009, 10:39:43 AM
hey to everyone here at the forum. i just got ordained and am eagerly awaiting my certificate! who here could suggest a good form of meditation for a beginner looking to take it easy? waiting to abide-

try zee linginburry pancakes and shree pigs in blahnkit...dios mios, they'll fuck you up

Hi all dudeists... I would like to know if there are some of you in california... I'm an italian Dude and in few time I'll be there, I would to meet some other dudeists... please answer tanks you!

Quote from: digitalbuddha on September 26, 2009, 12:44:29 AM

Quote from: TravisE on September 25, 2009, 01:43:59 PM
Shikan-taza.  Zen style meditation.  Translates to "Just(!) sitting."  So, like just sit there. Can't get much more abiding than that.

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

Far from... oh, wait... Shit yeah!