The Dudeism Forum

Quote from: greatspiritmonk on February 01, 2010, 05:05:03 AM
Ooops, published twice, sorry. 

Well they can FUCKING UNPOST IT! ..........shomer shamas, shomer fucking shamas.

Revs:
Dude ain't gay or what have you.

That just ain't gunna fly, Orville!

I don't know. I just hope it's not already the tenth. 

Quote from: greatspiritmonk on February 04, 2010, 04:27:39 AM
I don't know. I just hope it's not already the tenth.  

Just slip it under the door (this was said as Marty gives the international sign of the "Spanking of the Monkey.")  

I didnt know he (Marty) was giving some kind of international sign.  Of course he was already giving enough signs that he was a pederast, or a creep, who would notice?

Symbolically I think he represents the fucks at the league office, but queer. (the unspoken message was "Give me the money")
The league office must hire all types. Krauts, fags, they must be pretty cool with the prejudice thing. Or maybe he represents Venice, the setting.  I could go on with the what-ifs, but he is what he is. a moron. Does that actor show up at LB Fests?

What in Gods holy name are you blabbering about!?

Quote from: FuckinA on February 05, 2010, 07:54:47 AM
What in Gods holy name are you blabbering about!?

Actually, I think he's blathering.  Perhaps he's infering that The Dude doesn't pay money for his rent, but rather, services Marty on a monthly basis?...

I just want to understand this.  Everytime a hand pump motion is made, or a thurrah doctor requests that shorts be dropped, in this fair city, it infers the person is bi?

Are you employed, sir?

In that case, he's OVER THE LINE!!!

I think Marty is pretty similar to Donny. He seems to me the kind of shy, good hearted person that most of the times you feel glad to help. That's why the Dude goes to see his "show" even if he knows it's a bad show. It seems to me that Marty doesn't feel happy to ask for Dude's money, but he has to. That's only my opinion dudes. 

Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 04, 2010, 10:25:44 PM
I didnt know he (Marty) was giving some kind of international sign.  Of course he was already giving enough signs that he was a pederast, or a creep, who would notice?

Symbolically I think he represents the fucks at the league office, but queer. (the unspoken message was "Give me the money")
The league office must hire all types. Krauts, fags, they must be pretty cool with the prejudice thing. Or maybe he represents Venice, the setting.  I could go on with the what-ifs, but he is what he is. a moron. Does that actor show up at LB Fests?

Dude, what ever you have been smoking, send me a pound will ya? Jesus! not_exactly_a_lightweight posts some random blathering and we're supposed to shit our pants over it.

And dude, queer is not the preferred nomenclature; multi-gendered strumpet, please.

Quoting DBuddha:
"And dude, queer is not the preferred nomenclature; multi-gendered strumpet, please."

That comment struck me as enlightened/or amazing. <this is me not joking for a change> I have heard from friends in the native community, that at least one indian nation(Cree) does not have a word for gay/lesbian/homosexual, they instead say "person with two souls" which is amazing and lines up with your joking comment. (I believe there is a fragment of truth in every joke)

ok enough serious talk, I'll have another caucasian, Jackie!

Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 06, 2010, 10:24:08 PM
Quoting DBuddha:
"And dude, queer is not the preferred nomenclature; multi-gendered strumpet, please."

That comment struck me as enlightened/or amazing. <this is me not joking for a change> I have heard from friends in the native community, that at least one indian nation(Cree) does not have a word for gay/lesbian/homosexual, they instead say "person with two souls" which is amazing and lines up with your joking comment. (I believe there is a fragment of truth in every joke)

ok enough serious talk, I'll have another caucasian, Jackie!

That's interesting, man, that's interesting. 

Elbowski's final post this is, eating humble pie.
You were right, dear Whiteheart, seems, yes yes, The Dude is Bi.

He's the prodigal "Multi gendered strumpet",
Packin' fudge or blowin' trumpet.

Spreads his legs for Treehorn's Jack,
To keep the monkey off his back.

He's finding fees while on his knees,
A thurrah doctor, free from disease.

Maude's a swinger after all,
flying naked down the hall.

She must have liked The Dude she saw,
she dropped her crack onto his jaw.

That slut, that strumpet, that fucking whore,
just slips the rent under the door.

You see what happens, what comes to pass,
when he fucks a stranger in the ass?

He tries to keep it limber, loose,
one could drive a train through his caboose.

I hope that you don't think me rude,
I'm just talkin' 'bout The Dude. 

Quote from: Elbowski on March 15, 2010, 01:02:17 AM
Elbowski's final post this is, eating humble pie.
You were right, dear Whiteheart, seems, yes yes, The Dude is Bi.

He's the prodigal "Multi gendered strumpet",
Packin' fudge or blowin' trumpet.

Spreads his legs for Treehorn's Jack,
To keep the monkey off his back.

He's finding fees while on his knees,
A thurrah doctor, free from disease.

Maude's a swinger after all,
flying naked down the hall.

She must have liked The Dude she saw,
she dropped her crack onto his jaw.

That slut, that strumpet, that fucking whore,
just slips the rent under the door.

You see what happens, what comes to pass,
when he fucks a stranger in the ass?

He tries to keep it limber, loose,
one could drive a train through his caboose.

I hope that you don't think me rude,
I'm just talkin' 'bout The Dude. 

I bet people say "that creep can write."
But, seriously, well done. I am not sure if I can dig the whole tune, in the parlance of our times, but this is a worthy bit of rhymery.

elbowski, your rhyming is very compelling but I still maintain that the Dude is not bi. So you go see your landlord's one-man play-type thing and all of a sudden you're some strumpet giving out sexual favours to keep a roof over your head? I think not.

I'd just like to note that the Dude's sexual desires do not surface much at all in the film. He doesn't really pursue anyone or hint at any sort of attraction. Maude has to disrobe and throw herself at the Dude and even then he jokes around and comments on the robe instead of making some sort of horny remark.

The one exception is the dream sequence during which the ol' Duder exhibits some pretty heterosexual male thoughts. No Saddam in a G-string or Brandt in some sort of french maid outfit. Nope. Lots of chicks in short skirts and he floats between their legs.