So, he's bi, right?

[meekon5]

I still go with what I said earlier in the cinversation:

...I think this may be a case of Freudian transference. You identify highly with the Dude therefore you are bound to over emphasise issues that build more similarities between yourself and the character...

It's just individuals wanting the Dude to be more like them.

In my humble opinion of course.

[DigitalBuddha]

100% electronic?

100% tied up, drugged and electronic (stops to think about that for a minute, smiles).

Jesus!

You said it, mang; no buddy fucks with being tied up, drugged and electronic...

[Da Stranger]

I mean, he DID get a blow/hand job, right?

What the fuck are you talking about?!

The good and thorough doctor bit. I mean, the whole "looking out my backdoor" song after

Separate instances!

digitalbuddha said it best:

Are you saying that the Dude was digging a Creedence tune and toking because he just got popped in the ass by an Arab doctor? That's just the stress talking...

The doc was just checking for STD's, where does it say there was even a fertility test?
And if there was a fertility test, the Dude would be led into a private room with porn available and asked to jerk off manually. uh....when have u ever heard of a doctor blowing or jerking off a patient for a fertility test?

And ...lets not forget...lets not forget...the meaning of the song Lookin Out my Backdoor is completely unrelated to anything sexual, homosexual, or othererwise, its about sitting on your back porch, doin a J, and chillin out from the stresses of the world. Read the lyrics, mang.

I gotta say this whole topic is OVER THE LINE! This aggresion against the Dude's straightness will not Stand, man! Mark it zero!

[ConditionMyConditionWasIn]

I don't think the dude's bi, but he is pretty cool racially.

[DigitalBuddha]

I don't think the dude's bi, but he is pretty cool racially.

Fucking eh.

[Outer Element]

Actually, I think the Dude is damn close to being asexual, manual jerking-off notwithstanding.   

[brother_erwin]

Come on, Outer, he is having it off with Maud, for all we know, and he prefers being killed by papa Lebowski from being castrated by Uli and his nihilist gang.

[Outer Element]

Come on, Outer, he is having it off with Maud, for all we know, and he prefers being killed by papa Lebowski from being castrated by Uli and his nihilist gang.

But, Brother Erwin, why does he object to being castrated? Is it because of loss of sexual function? Or is it because of pain? Loss of blood? Loss of a body part? Symbolic loss of his manhood? Being munched out by a ferret? All of these, most likely, but in what proportion?

Well, dude, we just don't know, and we don't have an indication of whether he desires another coital session with Maude, either. I think we do know that he wouldn't pursue such an enterprise, nor would he refuse an offer to partake. We also know that the only reference he makes to jerking off is in reaction to hearing a sex trade mogul's business plan. Dissing was the intention here--the reality of the act it refers to is unknown. Plus, he's got a strict medication regimen going on. Gotta play havoc with his jewels.

Lack of sex drive, man. Indifference. You could say that it serves to make him more Dudely, in the manner of that cleric whose testicles were removed by the father of a young woman he was having an affair with (anyone know who I'm talking about? I think it was in medieval times). He later was grateful because that loss allowed him to better focus on his religious pursuits.

[brother_erwin]

Why the fuck he does object to being castrated??? Are you joking, mang?

To be honest, Outer Element, I don't know what medieval cleric you are referring to, but for sure he did not appreciate sexual pleasures - which makes him - what appears to me - a sexual suspect, in the parlance of John Irving. I hope, though, that the religious pursuits fucking compensated him for the loss.

On a personal level, I can appreciate that the dude aka Jeff Lebowski, the bowling one, who had neither his legs nor his pair of testicles shot off, did not want his johnson being cutt off by a bunch of guys from the (my) fucking Fatherland.

Also, Outer-dude, not being on a strict drug regimen may alter sex-drive.
I am not sure that does any good.

Faithfully BE

[Lao Dude]

If we see the Dude as the Hero of the myth (a'la Joseph Campbell's famous theory)..if he is seen as the kind of Christ of the movie..then..like Jesus..his sexuality isn't the issue.   He fits right in there...we see the world through his eyes (and shades) and his ethos is universal for people of all race, creed, gender or sexuality.

As far as the Dude's happiness post-physical, I doubt Maude would let him know the purpose of the visit..she clearly sees him as a bit hapless and capable of inadvertently killing her plan.

The Dude just seems to be happy because he is basically free of "the case" and can now return to the happy person he was before the Treehorn thugs started the whole durn shooting match.  For those who see TBL through a Buddhist lens..the post-exam Dude is happy because he has finally released the stressful clinging to the rug and the caper that caused him unhappiness in the first place.

He has everything he needs (as someone wrote previously)..his Holy Sacraments...Creedence, Car, Oat Soda, and J.  Notice it's not until he gets paranoid about Da Fino, crashes his car and finds Larry's homework that he once again plunges into the case (notice the fearful look on his face as he peruses Larry's homework).

But you know that's just like my opinon, man...

[Rev. Ed C]

It's all about going with the flow, especially if someones offering to open the flood gates, I guess.  Free love is great, free love from a pre-paid doctor, even sweeter.

Stick it to the man, Dude!

[Rev. Gary (revgms)]

Lao Dude, fucken a, that's what I was thinking, like the Chinaman, his sexuality is not the issue.

All we know for sure is, Bunny makes him smile, and he seems to have enjoyed helping Maude conceive, but we don't know what freaky shit he got into in college. That said, it is a leap to say he is or is not anything given the limited evidence in the film. Until he says otherwise, he is only helping his special lady friend, guess we have to wait for the sequel.

I don't think it matters if a Mr/Ms Dude chooses johnson or vagina, it's the not being afraid to say it, that's abiding.

[Reverend Curb]

I thought he just checked his testicles and maybe extracted a semen sample via prostate massage.

[DigitalBuddha]

I thought he just checked his testicles and maybe extracted a semen sample via prostate massage.

Nah dude, he was about to bang Maude (you know, the whole little Lebowski going on) and it would appear that Maude didn't want to waste her time having zesty coitus with the Dude if he was shooting blanks. He was there to check his ammo and make sure he could sire a little dude for Maude to raise. Not that Maude wanted to see the Dude socially, you understand. As far as the Dude was concerned, he was just helping his lady friend conceive, man. There was no gay thing involved in it. As far as we know, the Dude has his toast butter side up, mang. There is no evidence in TBL to the contrary.

[revpurdy]

Well I don't know if some one said this already but it is possible that as depicted in the movie road trip he may have been milking the prostrate and  fallowed by the dude in his car smoking a j and listening to his credence tapes trying to abide his way tho what just happened