The Dudeism Forum

A nice quiet beach community to stay out of.

That it's a male myth about feminists that they hate sex. 

Never take advice from your PTSD addled Vietnam vet buddy.  They view everything as matters of lines in the sand and taming unchecked agression. 

This whole thing started because Walter managed to talk Dude into doing something very undudelike.  Going to the Big Lebowski and making a beef over the rug. 

I'm grateful that we got to go along for the ride and see something ever bit as stupefying as the queen in her damned undies.  But was it worth it for the characters involved?  Some nihilist chick lost her toe, Walter lost his dirty undies, and the Dude lost his consciousness several times and a beverage or two.   Donnie croaked, but I don't know if you can attribute that solely to events since he might have a heart attack regardless of whether there was a confrontation with the Nihilists in the parking lot.

And unfortunately (or just punishment depending on your point of view) the Big Lebowski didn't lose his wife. 

What you lose, you can never really get back.  No use pining over rugs.  Best to just keep on trudging on and abide. 

That the LAPD sometimes finds these stolen cars.

I learned that you can never trust a known pornographer who gives you a drink telling you that he will pay some percentage of money dewed.

Fuck the tournament!

I learned the In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.

I thought it was on Radford

Think I learned most that, how bad the plain crashes into the mountain, it never helps to become uptight about anything. Just stay cool, relax, take it easy. There is never a reason to become undude.
This site helps with that as wel, cause it makes you realise that there are many dudes out there, who will take it easy, even if you won't!

Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on January 27, 2010, 01:25:18 AM
I thought it was on Radford

Arthur Digby Sellers house is on Radford.  Ever hear of a little show called "Branded"?

Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers?

I learned that Bunny can't blow that far.

She can blow, and Brandt must have watched before, did you get that impression?

That even when your in a fuckin' iron lung in your own private residence, man, they will STILL ask you if you're fuckin' writing! 

Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on January 27, 2010, 09:13:12 PM
Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers?

Bulk of the series, dude.