The Dudeism Forum

Quote from: Hillbilly dude on April 24, 2009, 03:13:12 PM
I think monty farted when he was preforming his cycle.

Marty was dancing to Modest Mussorgsky's "Pictures at an Exhibition", which sounds like farting, so the mistake is understandable.

Oh, That's interesting man...
That's fucking interesting.

Fuck you Walter, leave me the fuck alone!!!!! A verbal middle finger perhaps? But the negativity of this was soon cancelled out by confirming attendance at practise.

We're talking about the dude here. Though we never see El dude use the sign of the middle finger in the B-L, we must remember that he was a member of the Seattle Seven (the un-compromised first draft) and undoubtedly had cause to extend the sign of the middle finger to the square community that doesn't give a shit on occasion. Am I wrong or just an asshole?

Okay then.

I don't know.  I'm not sure that The Dude would get so worked up as to need such an energetic expression of displeasure.   

It seems to me that if he was accosted by someone who was getting all worked up and insulting, he'd flip his hair back, done his shades and think 'fuck it, man'. 

He's got a very Buddhist outlook in a lot of ways.   Live your life as best you can and let life flow around you when it gets to be too much.

Quote from: kornkob on June 20, 2009, 03:28:17 PM

It seems to me that if he was accosted by someone who was getting all worked up and insulting, he'd flip his hair back, done his shades and think 'fuck it, man'. 

The Dude's "middle finger"s are all verbal.

"Fuck it."

"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."

"You don't have the girl, dipshit!  We know you never did!"

The Dude simply can't be troubled to demean himself down to the levels of Walter or The Jesus.  None of that horseshit registers with The Dude and he doesn't feel compelled to respond in kind.

Besides, gestures are a lot of work, man.

Quote from: his_dudeness on April 25, 2009, 02:02:48 AM
dude the farting is not the issue here!

Also, Dude, Farting is not the preferred nomenclature...

"Broke Wind," please...

What are you, a gastroenterologist now?

Quote from: forumdude on June 30, 2009, 12:30:04 AM
What are you, a gastroenterologist now?

We are sympathizing here, forumdude.

And dude, Ben's first draft......................

If a marmot farts in a bathtub and no one hears it, did it make a sound?

Quote from: sufidude on June 30, 2009, 07:50:22 AM
If a marmot farts in a bathtub and no one hears it, did it make a sound?

Yeah, the marmot heard it 

What are you, a park ranger now?

Quote from: sufidude on July 01, 2009, 01:53:17 AM
What are you, a park ranger now?

We are sympathizing here, dude.

Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 01, 2009, 11:47:30 PM
We are sympathizing here, dude.

I don't need you're fucking sympathy, man, I need Gas-X for my fucking marmot!

Quote from: sufidude on July 02, 2009, 01:47:40 AM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 01, 2009, 11:47:30 PM
We are sympathizing here, dude.

I don't need you're fucking sympathy, man, I need Gas-X for my fucking marmot!

What do you need that for, Sufidude?