The middle finger

[DigitalBuddha]

Personally, I think that the middle finger should be in a category all it's own. The "sign of the middle finger" is in fact one of the best devices ever invented by dude-manity for the purposes of saving lives.

Do you have any idea how many fucking stupid people would be dead if it not for the life saving power of the sign of the middle finger? I mean, the other person would have had no other option but to "kill the son of a bitch" if he or she couldn't simply "flip them off" rather than kill the bastard. Even Walter had to resort to pulling out a piece on the lanes because, being the lug-head that he is,  failed to flip off Smokey (who he believed was OVER THE LINE). This failure to use the middle finger almost cost Smokey his life. And we all know that Smokey was very fragile. Therefore I say that flipping off a person being very undude is a very dude like thing to do. 

I support the middle finger!

From my president...



For muslim terrorists...



For the asshole who just cut you off on the freeway...



And even from illegal Mexicans busted for crossing the boarder...

[ozzy85]

It gets points here for conciseness and intent...  it scores as a "gotcha" against your foes without the bloodshed.

[Lone dude]

It should only be used as a negative energy reflector. can't go spreading the hate man,  but it works

[Hillbilly dude]

I abide by the middle finger.

[ozzy85]

It's like shoe-throwing in other cultures...

[DigitalBuddha]

It's like shoe-throwing in other cultures...

Must get expensive having to lose a shoe every time you want to give em' camel jockie version of the middle finger. I would go through 6 pairs a fucking week if I had to do that shit up. And what if you were wearing a dude like pair of rare dude inspired jelly saddles? Has it never occurred to them, ah Sir, that using the middle finger is far more cost effective? Fucking camel fuckers, gotta love em'

[Odlaw Dudeguy]

It is God's way of saying "Shut the fuck up Donnie!"

[duderambler]

in the words of the late great alanis morrisette, isnt it ironic that as walter was screaming "over the line!" at Smokey, walter was really the one who was in fact "over the line" for the way he handled the situation.  mark it 8... 

[digbys kid]

Has everyone gone CRAZY?  Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!!???

Mark it zero!!

[DirtDude]

Was the middle finger ever used in the film?

[DigitalBuddha]

Was the middle finger ever used in the film?

Well dude, we just don't know.

[Lebukowski]

Obviously you're not a golfer.

[DigitalBuddha]

Obviously you're not a golfer.

I don't recall anyone farting either, but then again, I wasn't listening.

[Hillbilly dude]

I think monty farted when he was preforming his cycle.

[his_dudeness]

dude the farting is not the issue here!