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I blessed my margarita, my beer, and every other liquid refreshment before it countenanced my lips. That lasted about two days, then the wife stopped pretending to find it amusing.

Quote from: jgiffin on May 16, 2016, 09:17:17 PMI blessed my margarita, my beer, and every other liquid refreshment before it countenanced my lips. That lasted about two days, then the wife stopped pretending to find it amusing.

That's funny.  I blessed the urinal with my margarita, my beer, and every other liquid refreshment.  After I drank them, of course.

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