Newly Ordained

[Christine]

I just became newly Ordained, am curious what is the first thing you used your ordination for?

[Reverend Al]

The only thing I've used mine for is to shock friends and family who didn't realize there was such a thing as Dudeism, and would never have guessed that I'd become an ordained anything. 

[DigitalBuddha]

I just became newly Ordained, am curious what is the first thing you used your ordination for?

Having a beer. Bars' over there. 

[BikerDude]

I tried casting out demons, cursing paraquat and alchemy.
No luck.
So I rolled one and cracked an oat soda.

[Deirdra Halley]

Well, I was just ordained and my friends will never believe I did this. I am looking forward to sharing my dudism with the world! Peace to all.

[Dudeist Monk]

Yeah, I'm recently ordained and not done anything with it yet. I do totally intend to be a militant inactivist, though. I will put everything into not doing much of anything.

I'd set the world on fire with my inactivity, but I need the lighter fluid for sparking up. That shit is expensive.

[Father Bubba]

After I got ordained, I learned how to take things easy. I told some friends about Dudeism, because they got curious, and now two of my best friends are ordained as well. I usually just ride around and talk about shit. Just generally say fuck it.

[Reverend Al]

I'm diggin' the fact that so many of us have done so little with our ordination.  Seems fitting. 

[RandoRock]

I put it out there that I would Officate any of my friends weddings if they were in need. No cost to them but I might take a rug from the reception hall depending on how it goes.

[MrEazy]

you can brag about it 

[Brother D]

I framed mine and occasionally use it as a rolling tray, other than that, a cool ornament.

[Reverend Tom]

I became ordained with the intention of marrying my Dad and his fiance. He was trying to get an annulment through the Catholic church, and wanted to marry his fiance in the church as well. As anybody knows, the church moves at a glacial pace - at best. Dad was getting rather frustrated with the pace, and I came across Dudeism on Face Book. Did some quick checking and became ordained.
But before I could approach my Dad, the church finally agreed and Dad got his wish. So like others here . . . I did nothing.

[SagebrushSage]

*deleting old posts*

[Twoflower]

Peace man...

ordained ......yesterday...
registered ....today...
?..............tomorrow

wish you a long and relaxed weekend....

[Brother D]

Glad you could join us twoflower dude, grab a rug and abide, man.

As for tomorrow, Fuck it, take it easy, that's our answer for everything.