The Dudeism Forum

 
The word, vagina
First Lady of the nation
We take the money

The light of my life
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Mind if I do a J

 Jesus!
And a good day to you, sir.
Were you listening to the Dude's story?

Your a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski
You told Brandt on the phone, yes, yes
Without the necessary means, the necessary means

I'm unemployed
"Johnson"?
Fuckin' A, man

Employed,..ha
Vagina
Far out, man

---Jeffrey Lebowski---
"Thats your name dude!" "Thanks Donny."
Not much use for it.

He called himself ---Dude---
The man for his time and place.
Duder. His Dudeness.

That's fucking interesting, man
What the fuck is your point
That's right Dude, they peed on your rug

Woo?
Am I wrong!
You're Bunny?

 
I?ll say it again
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs
Wonderful woman!