Lebowski Haiku

GreatWhiteDude · July 08, 2008, 09:12:13 PM

I thought this was by far the best on the haiku generator:

Please slide your shorts down

Drawing a line in the sand

That isn?t legal either

SmokeytheBuddha · July 08, 2008, 09:42:01 PM

"Are you employed, sir?"
Is this a...what day is it?
Just take it easy...

Dude1967 · July 10, 2008, 09:51:46 AM

Get down to cases
Entering a world of pain
The fucking Eagles

forumdude · July 22, 2008, 10:33:45 PM

just for public reference:
http://oliverbenjamin.net/lebowskihaiku3.html

Andrea D. · July 23, 2008, 10:19:28 AM

You got any leads?
They peed on your fucking rug
Being very unDude

Another, Gary.

brandt · July 23, 2008, 10:21:45 AM

That's interesting, that's very interesting, man

AM I WRONG, or is this little' Larry's homework?

I have no idea, no FUCKIN' idea,

what is a HAIKU

So I'll SHUT THE FUCK UP

Report back to us when you're done

Andrea D. · July 23, 2008, 11:26:47 AM

Quote from: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:21:45 AM
That's interesting, that's very interesting, man

AM I WRONG, or is this little' Larry's homework?

I have no idea, no FUCKIN' idea, what is a HAIKU

So I'll SHUT THE FUCK UP

Report back to us when you're done

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

SmokeytheBuddha · July 23, 2008, 12:04:16 PM

Zesty enterprise
Ah, that must be exhausting.
You mean coitus?

Dude1967 · July 23, 2008, 01:23:48 PM

A crack on the jaw
The chances of conception
Who's splitting hairs here?

Andrea D. · July 23, 2008, 01:27:12 PM

Please slide your shorts down
Dude, at least it's an ethos
Find a cash machine

Turtle · July 23, 2008, 02:49:38 PM

They soiled my rug
But new shit has come to light
So now I get it.

brandt · July 23, 2008, 05:58:45 PM

Dudette, dios mio, thanks for the web prompt...but spatially I'm out of my element with Haiku

I'll revisit site after a "J" and a few oat bevs, but I don't think I could grasp a Haiku if somebody flashed a piece to my head and pulled the trigger until it went click

I often think of myself as clever, with ascerbic wit, competitors bested, without the use of my Haiku...but a haiku does'nt feel like a level playing field

And,..and that's why I hate China, man

Dude1967 · July 25, 2008, 12:09:40 AM

Unchecked aggression
Has the whole world gone crazy?
Take it easy, man

Turtle · July 25, 2008, 01:01:26 AM

Quote from: Dude1967 on July 25, 2008, 12:09:40 AM
Unchecked aggression
Has the whole world gone crazy?
Take it easy, man

I hear that dude!

brandt · July 25, 2008, 10:20:44 AM

Will you shut the fuck up about Haiku!

Bunny Lebowski, the light of my life

Way to go , Donny!

Am i close yet? It's Brandt, at, uh, well, Mr. Lebowski's office