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Quote from: brandt on July 23, 2008, 05:58:45 PM
Dudette, dios mio, thanks for the web prompt...but spatially I'm out of my element with Haiku

I'll revisit site after a "J" and a few oat bevs, but I don't think I could grasp a Haiku if somebody flashed a piece to my head and pulled the trigger until it went click

I often think of myself as clever, with ascerbic wit, competitors bested, without the use of my Haiku...but a haiku does'nt feel like a level playing field

And,..and that's why I hate China, man

Well, uh, you know, i hate chinese food.

The chinaman has nothing to do with it Dudette, it's the other Haiku, the millionaire Haiku

Believe in nothing
Ha ha ha. That?s marvelous
Wonderful woman!

Take it easy, Dude
Camelfucker in Iraq
Who's splitting hairs here?

FORGET THE FUCKIN' HAIKU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I myself once practiced pacifism


Am I close?

Quote from: brandt on August 12, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
FORGET THE FUCKIN' HAIKU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I myself once practiced pacifism


Am I close?

I like it.

Quote from: brandt on August 12, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
FORGET THE FUCKIN' HAIKU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I myself once practiced pacifism


Am I close?

I like how it varies from the 5-7-5 syllable motif of haiku.  Oh, shit, did I just use the word motif? Fuck me...

You are entering
(What was that shit about Nam?)
And a pair of testicles

Quote from: brandt on August 12, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
FORGET THE FUCKIN' HAIKU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I myself once practiced pacifism


Am I close?

Sure Brandt, very good.

 Brandt can't haiku though.  Or he has to pay a hundred.

That's marvelous.

Wonderful woman
Forget the fuckin' toe
This affects us all, man

Ve beliefs in nozing!

 
Who will benefit
Nature of all this new shit
Strongly vaginal

Quote from: brandt on August 12, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
FORGET THE FUCKIN' HAIKU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I myself once practiced pacifism


Am I close?

Far from it, Dude.