We are Scattering the Ashes!

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BikerDude

The company will load your loved one's ashes into the caliber of your choice.
Rifle, shotgun or handgun.

http://www.myholysmoke.com/


Out here we are all his children


DigitalBuddha

Quote from: BikerDude on December 12, 2012, 03:17:19 PM
The company will load your loved one's ashes into the caliber of your choice.
Rifle, shotgun or handgun.

http://www.myholysmoke.com/

Holy shit, that is ingenious! ;D

milnie

I like the idea of being turned into a diamond, or an emerald from all the ahit I smoke ;)
quod tendo non ut pallens adeo in terminus!

Boston Rockbury

"The process of having cremated ash placed in live ammunition begins when you contact us."

Love it!

How about 'Holy Shag' - where your ashes are integrated into a pack of condoms so your wife can still feel your presence while she's being boned by her new boyfriend?
religion fucks kids - science fucks the planet

BikerDude

#4
I think it sux that you aren't "supposed" to do the cremation yourself.
I've known several people who wanted a viking funeral.
Sit em up on his bike on top of a big pile of wood and torch it up.
Turns out yer not supposed to do that.

Undoubtedly inspired by this piece of crap movie (that I've seen dozens of times)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqLwPmVqcfw


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cckeiser

I'm having DigitalBuddha spread my ashes in Sunken City where Donny's were spread. 8)
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milnie

I like the episode of northern exposure where the dj Chris fires his friends coffin into a lake with a catapult
quod tendo non ut pallens adeo in terminus!

BikerDude

Quote from: milnie on December 13, 2012, 06:15:26 PM
I like the episode of northern exposure where the dj Chris fires his friends coffin into a lake with a catapult

Yeah I vaguely remember some kind of viking burning funeral thing.
Big Northern Exposure fan here.
It's sinful that it is not streamed.
And it also sux that the dvd versions don't include the original music.
Some day soon Netflix will stream it all in it's original versions. I have faith.


Out here we are all his children


milnie

Urban myth: if you watch your ne DVD under the optional alternate language setting you get the original soundtrack
quod tendo non ut pallens adeo in terminus!

Judd Dude

Quote from: BikerDude on December 13, 2012, 11:54:41 AM
I think it sux that you aren't "supposed" to do the cremation yourself.
I've known several people who wanted a viking funeral.
Sit em up on his bike on top of a big pile of wood and torch it up.
Turns out yer not supposed to do that.

Undoubtedly inspired by this piece of crap movie (that I've seen dozens of times)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqLwPmVqcfw

Ha I remember that turd of a flick! Check out the raving mullet on the Stone guy!

Back to topic- you could also do the ash scattering with a potato gun, and do it way cheaper!
"Is this a... what day is this???"

BikerDude

#10
Quote from: milnie on December 14, 2012, 01:54:01 PM
Urban myth: if you watch your ne DVD under the optional alternate language setting you get the original soundtrack

So the canned elevator music that comes with the DVD is not the only soundtrack?
Holy Crap. I'm gonna try it out.
I have the whole series on DVD.
All the NXP forums I've seen don't mention any work around.
http://www.moosechick.com/DVD_music.html

I'm gonna have to check it out. I've been bummed about the disks not having the original music for all these years.



Out here we are all his children


HnauHnakrapunt

Nice and energetic but in our country you need a gun licence first.
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