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I feel like a child, walking into the middle of a movie....

You have no frame of reference here? Well, there seems to be this little rumor going on that the dude was bi-sexual. Personally, I roundly reject this as a claim that is over the line and without merit or evidence.

Thanks for the catch-up DB - I wondered if that was the rumour... stinks to me!  Too many strands in the ol' duder's head to be a fudge-packer IMHO.

Fudge packer is definitely not the preferred nomenclature!

Peace

Quote from: Caesar dude on July 17, 2012, 06:19:07 PM
Fudge packer is definitely not the preferred nomenclature!

Peace

Just call me a fudge disturber. 

thats a pretty big leap suggesting the dude is bi because he had a medical. the creedance song may be making a reference to the dude having the doctors finger up his arse but i'm fairly certain thats common for the kind of medical we can deduce he was having.
let it go dudes,
peace

Ah Milnie, always the voice of reason. I like your style.

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on July 12, 2012, 04:06:40 AM

Quote from: el Jackson on July 05, 2012, 05:08:11 AM
I thought he just checked his testicles and maybe extracted a semen sample via prostate massage.

Nah dude, he was about to bang Maude (you know, the whole little Lebowski going on) and it would appear that Maude didn't want to waste her time having zesty coitus with the Dude if he was shooting blanks. He was there to check his ammo and make sure he could sire a little dude for Maude to raise. Not that Maude wanted to see the Dude socially, you understand. As far as the Dude was concerned, he was just helping his lady friend conceive, man. There was no gay thing involved in it. As far as we know, the Dude has his toast butter side up, mang. There is no evidence in TBL to the contrary.

Uh, yeah. I never mentioned anything gay going on. I've never had a prostate check but couldn't checking it be part of making sure he's not shooting blanks and the overall health of his reproductive system? Same with the testicle check, no cancer and all that.

I have no idea where people are getting this gay stuff from.

surely following the Dude's physical exam with "Looking out my back door" is just a little joke in reference to a prostate exam?
I sure the Dude wouldn't have some of the hang ups displayed on here about other folks sexual what have you's.