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Nothing is fucked?! The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!!

Quote from: Turtle on July 04, 2008, 08:40:06 PM
Nothing is fucked?! The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!!

C'mon man, who're you gonna believe?  Those guys are--we dropped off the damn money--ahh

WE!!!?

Quote from: Turtle on July 05, 2008, 06:11:08 PM
WE!!!?

The royal we.

Brandt....give him the envelope.

Quote from: Turtle on July 06, 2008, 03:45:52 AM
Brandt....give him the envelope.

My god sir, I will not abide another toe.

Forget about the fucking toe!

You wanna toe? I can get you a toe, dude, believe me, there are ways,
you don't wanna know about it.

 Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon. WITH nailpolish!





Fuckin Amateurs!

This is our concern, dude
her life is in your hands
can you confirm or disconfirm these were the rug peers, and please be careful...we have a beverage here, man

It's uh, it's down there somewhere.  Lemme take another look.

Are you happy, you crazy fuck?

Quote from: Dude1967 on July 08, 2008, 07:15:43 AM
Are you happy, you crazy fuck?

It's a league game..................