The dude as simple as he can be

[DigitalBuddha]

I hear a lot of shit lately about the dude and his philosophy, his world view, the Zen of the dude, the meaning of this statement, or that statement; all good shit, but I see the dude in a simple light. To sum up the dude and his method of taking on life on this fucked up planet, I would say that you can state it as................

Abide and conquer.




That's just like my opinion, man.

[SmokeytheBuddha]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Andrea D.]

Maybe he's talking about his rug...

[SmokeytheBuddha]

Andrea, you're out of your element here.

[Andrea D.]

 Is this a....what day is this?

[Dude1967]

shut the fuck up, Donnie

[Turtle]

Whats this "conquer" shit, whats this bullshit?!, I dont fuckin care, it dont matter to Jesus, but you're not foolin me man, you dont fool Jesus, is bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man!

Woooo you got a date Wednesday baby!!

[Andrea D.]

 Are you ready to be fucked, man?

[Turtle]

You mean coitus?

[SmokeytheBuddha]

He's going to fix the cable?

[DigitalBuddha]

Whats this "conquer" shit, whats this bullshit?!, I dont fuckin care, it dont matter to Jesus, but you're not foolin me man, you dont fool Jesus, is bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man!

Woooo you got a date Wednesday baby!!

Dude, that's just the stress talkin', man.

Example......

The dude meets the big Lebowski, the fat bastard stonewalls the dude, so the dude relaxes, comes up with a plan, speaks his dude like wisdom..."ah, fuck it," and then strolls out with one of the big L's servants carrying one of big L's rugs out to the dude's car in which said rug will be used to tie his pad back together. Before long, El Dude is banging (in the parlance of our times) the big L's daughter. On the way out of the big L's pad, he cops a feel on Bunny and is invited to avail himself of her able lips....

This is a classic example of the dude's wisdom and deep Zenness as he abides and conquers.

Forget about the fucking toe.

[Dude1967]

Whats this "conquer" shit, whats this bullshit?!, I dont fuckin care, it dont matter to Jesus, but you're not foolin me man, you dont fool Jesus, is bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man!

Woooo you got a date Wednesday baby!!

Woo peed on the rug

[Turtle]

Are you employed sir?

[brandt]

i am the walrus

[Dude1967]

Nothing is fucked