The Dudeism Forum

Ok dudes I have been selected for jury duty. On the questionnaire it asks for my occupation and I have narrowed it down to none, student, or religion. I am not in class this semester, but I will be going back next semester. So my question is do I seize the opportunity and put religion or do I stick with none?

Just tell the judge that you think people are all fucking guilty of something and that people who get parking tickets should get the death penalty. That, and showing up stoned, should get you dismissed from any jury duty.

But I get paid dude

Quote from: Landshark on November 15, 2011, 10:20:38 PM
But I get paid dude

Oh shit dude, fuckin' eh, well in that case, I'd show up and collect. 20 grand and a beeper? Tell em' you dig the way they do business.

So religion

Quote from: Landshark on November 15, 2011, 10:45:28 PM
So religion

Well dude, we just don't know.

Db I feel I can count on you for an external conscience, but I got a second opinion. Apparently they might think I am being a smart ass and decide I am in contempt of court.what a bunch of reactionaries.

Quote from: Landshark on November 15, 2011, 11:42:53 PM
Db I feel I can count on you for an external conscience, but I got a second opinion. Apparently they might think I am being a smart ass and decide I am in contempt of court.what a bunch of reactionaries.

Fuckin' fascists, nothing ever changes!

I'd say fly below the radar and say "student", collect your clams, and go see Bunny. Or, the In and Out, depending on how much they pay you. Be dude-like; don't react to the reactionaries...

Quote from: Hominid on November 16, 2011, 09:22:37 PM
I'd say fly below the radar and say "student", collect your clams, and go see Bunny. Or, the In and Out, depending on how much they pay you. Be dude-like; don't react to the reactionaries...

This is good advice, dude. I would only add make sure you know your rights, man.

homids a wise man and a man in black pajamas, i'd listen to him.
if your unemployed and will make a few bucks, well, hell, i done inter'duced that idea enuf.
personally i have never been chosen( knocking wood right now) for jury duty but since i DO believe everyone is guilty of something heinous and a stint in jail could be just the ticket for some kind of temporary redemption, thats what i always planned to say. i believe the same thing, whole-heartedly about therapy too. everyone could use a weekly dose of it for a few months.
personally im so fucking bored i'd love to get called for jury duty now that i am in my dotage; jello biafra once told me i was a master of 'subverting from within' and i would like to live up to that compliment this decade if possible.