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I love it when science meets religion, man!

Ow, also: toes are overrated.

Toes?! You want a toe? I can get you a toe...with nail polish.

Hey, as long as they aren't gonna kill the poor woman, I'm down with that toe.

I learned that there are other Branded fans out there <sniffle>. Theme song still gives me a lift: "What do you do if you're branded,

AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DUDE!"

Quote from: jellebowski on February 08, 2011, 10:24:48 PM
Hey, as long as they aren't gonna kill the poor woman, I'm down with that toe.

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I learned that dark beer, a decent whore and a Creedence tape are just as good as wine, women and song any day of the week.


.........what I don't know is what day this is.

eh.. Dude... Today is allready the third... Just slip the rent under the door.

You have to take things one day at a time, treat your friends well, bowl to let off some steam, and keep in touch with a woman who has her friend punch you then takes your new rug, good things might happen.

Quote from: jellebowski on February 09, 2011, 12:01:53 AM
eh.. Dude... Today is allready the third... Just slip the rent under the door.

Oh, ahhh, ok, cool. 

Quote from: Landshark on February 09, 2011, 12:51:50 AM
You have to take things one day at a time, treat your friends well, bowl to let off some steam, and keep in touch with a woman who has her friend punch you then takes your new rug, good things might happen.

Keeping in touch with the female form, fucking eh.

 I learned the secret to bowling is golf

I don't know whether I learned this per se from Big L, but once I make a decision and go forward, I do not regret, I do not think back. What's done is done. You gotta make choices and decisions. Decide, then go.

Quote from: Michael68 on February 13, 2011, 04:39:13 AM
I don't know whether I learned this per se from Big L, but once I make a decision and go forward, I do not regret, I do not think back. What's done is done. You gotta make choices and decisions. Decide, then go.

it's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the semis....am I wrong?

Saturday I re-learned that being dude like involves doing absolutely fucking nothing, and doing it well.