The Dudeism Forum

I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I DON'T ROLL ON SHABBAS!

Walter, if you can't ride in a car,  how d'you get around on Shammas?

Hey man, are you gonna find these guys? Or, you know uh, I mean, do you got any promising uh, uh, leads? Or--

Mr. Lebowski, this is duty officer Rolvaag of the LAPD.

We've recovered your automobile.

It can be claimed at the North Hollywood auto circus there on Victory.

Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 06, 2007, 10:20:29 PM
Hey man, are you gonna find these guys? Or, you know uh, I mean, do you got any promising uh, uh, leads? Or--

LEADS? LEADS?....

Excuse me sir, could you please keep your voices down, this is a family restaurant.

Lingunberry pancakes?

I'm finishing my coffe.

Start talking, and talk fast you bum!

Where's my goddamn money, you bum?!

Uh, Dude, uh, tomorrow's already the tenth.

Tattoo it on your forehead

Forget about the fucking toe!!

Get a job Sr!!!

My fucking briefcase!  It's not here!