The fucking Lebowski quote room

[brandt]

were's the money Lebowski?
were's the money shithead?

we vant da money Lebowski or else we come back and cut off your Johnson!
"NO FUNNY STUFF!

[GreatWhiteDude]

In staid of, uh, uh, running aorund...blaming me, uh, given the nature of all this new shit--has it ever occurred to you that, um, this might not--might not be...such a simple, uh...you know?

[brandt]

It's Brandt at Mr. Lebowski's

STRONG MEN CRY

Fuckin A

Near the In and Out Burger

No Donny these people are cowards

We know this is your homework

I'd like you to come and give me notes

AM I WRONG?

[Andrea D.]

Mind if i smoke a J?

[brandt]

lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what have yous

[DigitalBuddha]

Is there a Ralph's around here?

[brandt]

Forget about the FUCKIN' TOE!

Man, this affects us ALL!

[Dude1967]

Nothing is fucked here.

[Andrea D.]

The man is a sex offender.  With a record.  Spent six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old.

[brandt]

You better beleive it man, nobody fucks with the jesus

[Dude1967]

 Uh-huh.

[brandt]

But that's up to little Larry here, isn't that right Larry?

[Andrea D.]

Pilar?

[brandt]

Stay out of my beach community, deadbeat

[TheodoreHerzl]

"Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature...uh... Asian-American, please.