A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

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DigitalBuddha

 ;D A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

Breasts, mammaries, ta-tas, bazooms, melons, watermelons, balloons, boobs, boobies, chesticles, rack, honkers, hooters, headlights, baby feeding devices, pillows, snugglers, smugglers, and PUPPIES!

More than the Tardis and the Intersect, breasts are the greatest creation on God?s green earth? No? Fuck you, yes they are. Stonehenge could crumble, sliced bread can eat me and space may be the final frontier, but sure as shit ain?t my favorite.

You mean the beaver movie? - http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/


Zen Dog

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 19, 2012, 04:28:33 AM
;D A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

Breasts, mammaries, ta-tas, bazooms, melons, watermelons, balloons, boobs, boobies, chesticles, rack, honkers, hooters, headlights, baby feeding devices, pillows, snugglers, smugglers, and PUPPIES!

More than the Tardis and the Intersect, breasts are the greatest creation on God?s green earth? No? Fuck you, yes they are. Stonehenge could crumble, sliced bread can eat me and space may be the final frontier, but sure as shit ain?t my favorite.

You mean the beaver movie? - http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/


Dude,you need to spend more time in a nude community.

If you believe you can tell me what to think.
I believe I can tell you where to go.

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Zen Dog on December 26, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 19, 2012, 04:28:33 AM
;D A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

Breasts, mammaries, ta-tas, bazooms, melons, watermelons, balloons, boobs, boobies, chesticles, rack, honkers, hooters, headlights, baby feeding devices, pillows, snugglers, smugglers, and PUPPIES!

More than the Tardis and the Intersect, breasts are the greatest creation on God?s green earth? No? Fuck you, yes they are. Stonehenge could crumble, sliced bread can eat me and space may be the final frontier, but sure as shit ain?t my favorite.

You mean the beaver movie? - http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/


Dude,you need to spend more time in a nude community.


;D Rolling out naked?

Zen Dog

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2012, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Zen Dog on December 26, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 19, 2012, 04:28:33 AM
;D A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

Breasts, mammaries, ta-tas, bazooms, melons, watermelons, balloons, boobs, boobies, chesticles, rack, honkers, hooters, headlights, baby feeding devices, pillows, snugglers, smugglers, and PUPPIES!

More than the Tardis and the Intersect, breasts are the greatest creation on God?s green earth? No? Fuck you, yes they are. Stonehenge could crumble, sliced bread can eat me and space may be the final frontier, but sure as shit ain?t my favorite.

You mean the beaver movie? - http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/


Dude,you need to spend more time in a nude community.


;D Rolling out naked?
Check out Cap d'Agde.A whole town dude.I know it well.
If you believe you can tell me what to think.
I believe I can tell you where to go.

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Zen Dog on December 30, 2012, 04:52:16 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2012, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Zen Dog on December 26, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 19, 2012, 04:28:33 AM
;D A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

Breasts, mammaries, ta-tas, bazooms, melons, watermelons, balloons, boobs, boobies, chesticles, rack, honkers, hooters, headlights, baby feeding devices, pillows, snugglers, smugglers, and PUPPIES!

More than the Tardis and the Intersect, breasts are the greatest creation on God?s green earth? No? Fuck you, yes they are. Stonehenge could crumble, sliced bread can eat me and space may be the final frontier, but sure as shit ain?t my favorite.

You mean the beaver movie? - http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/

Dude,you need to spend more time in a nude community.


;D Rolling out naked?
Check out Cap d'Agde.A whole town dude.I know it well.


8) Coitus? I mean you know these guys?

Hominid

My explanation: we're hung up on boobies because we weren't breast fed! That, plus making nudity forbidden fruit... A big thanks to religion for that one!



Zen Dog

Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 07:53:54 PM
My explanation: we're hung up on boobies because we weren't breast fed! That, plus making nudity forbidden fruit... A big thanks to religion for that one!
Not hung up on tits.Breast fed 'till I was drinking tea from a cup.Nudity never an issue.As for religion,last time I was in a church it was to nick the poor box.
If you believe you can tell me what to think.
I believe I can tell you where to go.

DigitalBuddha

 ??? I dunno, man; for some reason this doesn't do much for me...



RighteousDude

I'm just gone, man, totally fucking gone.

Hominid

Quote from: Zen Dog on December 30, 2012, 08:11:06 PM
Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 07:53:54 PM
My explanation: we're hung up on boobies because we weren't breast fed! That, plus making nudity forbidden fruit... A big thanks to religion for that one!
Not hung up on tits.Breast fed 'till I was drinking tea from a cup.Nudity never an issue.As for religion,last time I was in a church it was to nick the poor box.

You're an exception dude!



DigitalBuddha

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Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 08:42:25 PM
Quote from: Zen Dog on December 30, 2012, 08:11:06 PM
Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 07:53:54 PM
My explanation: we're hung up on boobies because we weren't breast fed! That, plus making nudity forbidden fruit... A big thanks to religion for that one!
Not hung up on tits.Breast fed 'till I was drinking tea from a cup.Nudity never an issue.As for religion,last time I was in a church it was to nick the poor box.

You're an exception dude!

;D

BOOBS!!!!!!...  http://www.cracked.com/funny-212-boobs/




Hominid

Great link dude... My IQ dropped into the double digits.



DigitalBuddha


Hominid

Nipples do that to me. Female ones that is...   ;D



DigitalBuddha