A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

Havazhyol · August 22, 2013, 03:04:12 AM

Boobs are awesome. Hence, women are.

Feed us when little and give us joy when we grow up. That is why, we can't help but check a nice cleavage when it shows up.

What more to say...

Judd Dude · August 22, 2013, 09:01:21 AM

Agreed. I heart (. )( .)

They're just one of the many parts that make up the beauty of a woman.

Bullett00th · August 22, 2013, 09:34:29 AM

It's almost magical, innit? I mean, just seeing them already makes your day better.

Although I gotta say I'm perfectly fine with small boobs, as long as they're not completely flat and there's a butt to compensate for that.

I wonder if there are any female dudes out here and if they find this offensive... Because we definitely do not mean to be offensive or sexist. We just like boobies. It's hard-coded into our brains!

Hominid · August 22, 2013, 10:45:58 AM

I read that staring at bare breasts for 2 minutes a day reduces stress by a significant amount due to a change in brain chemicals. I offer you my sig picture as a service to mankind...

Bullett00th · August 22, 2013, 01:03:59 PM

Quote from: Hominid on August 22, 2013, 10:45:58 AM
I offer you my sig picture as a service to mankind...

Fuckin A man.
Needs more redheads though.

Havazhyol · August 22, 2013, 01:56:19 PM

With red hair on the chest?

Bullett00th · August 22, 2013, 03:11:21 PM

Quote from: Havazhyol on August 22, 2013, 01:56:19 PM
With red hair on the chest?

Havazhyol you're out of your element!

Hominid · August 22, 2013, 03:14:13 PM

Quote from: Bullett00th on August 22, 2013, 01:03:59 PM
Quote from: Hominid on August 22, 2013, 10:45:58 AM
I offer you my sig picture as a service to mankind...

Fuckin A man.
Needs more redheads though.

Well, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed... ;-)

Bullett00th · August 22, 2013, 05:59:49 PM

Quote from: Hominid on August 22, 2013, 03:14:13 PM
Well, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed... ;-)

I can be undudely picky at times XD

funnily enough I have more preferences in terms of hair color than boob size...

DigitalBuddha · August 22, 2013, 08:15:47 PM

Quote from: Zen Dog on December 30, 2012, 08:11:06 PM
Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 07:53:54 PM
My explanation: we're hung up on boobies because we weren't breast fed! That, plus making nudity forbidden fruit... A big thanks to religion for that one!
Not hung up on tits.Breast fed 'till I was drinking tea from a cup.Nudity never an issue.As for religion,last time I was in a church it was to nick the poor box.

Too funny! Was there much in it?

cckeiser · August 22, 2013, 08:28:20 PM

(Edit: should have added the note that this image came from an article in the Dudespaper: Here is the url for the image:
http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/teenybikinisandshades1.jpg )

Hominid · August 22, 2013, 08:53:35 PM

Niiiice.......

cckeiser · August 22, 2013, 10:49:35 PM

I would love to know what the fuck the guy behind them is looking at?! Here are two really special ladies standing right there....and he is looking at something else???

Havazhyol · August 23, 2013, 03:19:23 AM

Some people have different perceptions. Might not be his type.
I would not leave them from my sight, appreciating as I do with nice spring dawn, or autumn twilight (not the books).

Bullett00th · August 23, 2013, 05:35:51 AM

Quote from: cckeiser on August 22, 2013, 10:49:35 PM
I would love to know what the fuck the guy behind them is looking at?! Here are two really special ladies standing right there....and he is looking at something else???

it's a beach, dude. those two are far from the only ones there I bet